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Reply 20
Original post by The Greek
"Poo chunks" actually lolling pretty hard here.


I agree,:smile:) better choice of words might have helped!
Reply 21
Do you take care of hair around that area? That would reduce the smell, and using baby wipes instead of toilet paper. But watch out for ones that use alcohol, because that could dry the skin out there.
This is why thongs are a bad idea
Shove a hose up there if you're so worried
Reply 24
There was a young girl from Rabat,

who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;

It was fun in the breeding,

But hell in the feeding,

When she found she had no tit for Tat
Reply 25
Original post by saster
In all seriousness... I honestly think that just by investigating your own anus so closely (using your finger as a swab? Timing the effect?) you are definitely worrying about your personal hygiene too much. I'm all for a clean butt - if I can't have a shower immediately after voiding my bowels I'll use baby wipes - but after that I'm prepared to believe I'm as clean as anyone else out there, and if they don't smell offensive then neither to I.

So stop worrying about giving off smells. Anuses are allowed to do that. Anyone getting close enough to notice is probably going to be distracted by the other smells they were probably in that area for anyway. You're normal.


You are absolutely hilareous.. 'using your finger as a swab' brilliant

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