GCSE history hard?

Oh right, I forgot that Profesh is a comedy genius. Excuse me whilst I stitch my sides back together.

Observe: Money + School = Private Education + Educated Students + Educated Snobs. Snobs are a waste product of some private schools - so why wouldn't I have a problem with them?

Why would you do that, if you know that I detest snobbery? Weird. Paste me the link if you will, I don't care much for wasting my time searching for a post of yours which is most likely rife with unproductive and unfruitful waffle.

Oh, and to add, "Ace" - are you incapable of seeing the practicalities of what I prompt?

hmmmm I was sure that this thread was about GCSE history.

I never said he was a comedy genius, I said what he did on this forum was funny. You can be funny without being a comedy genius, Whizzo - did this concept never occur to you? I just don't understand why you can't lighten up a bit and stop being so stuck-up and arrogant... ironic eh? That I'm calling you that? You don't think of yourself as that right? Which leads me on to my next point:

You always go on about snobs etc, but the fact is, as I pointed out in my post on the Eton Students thread, you're being quite arrogant yourself - everything about the way you talk, brings the word 'SNOBBERY' to my mind at least

(particularly through your continued use of the ).

Now if there's one thing I hate in this world, that's hypocrisy.

You are aware that a snob doesn't have to go to private school right?

If you would bother to read that post rather than try and pull off the 'can't be arsed, too chilled' technique, you would then know why I referred you to that post. Not because I heard that you don't like snobs, but because I was expressing my opinion on the matter.

And no, you can look for that thread yourself - you have 800 odd posts, you have the time.

Trying the 'can't be arsed' technique is just about the lamest thing you can do in life (for example:
Q: hey shall we go bumgee jumping
A: Nah, can't be arsed)

In fact I bet you've already secretly snuck a look at it but don't want to admit it

Why do I think that? Because you tried to claim that you hadn't heard of Eton.

How the hell not?

The princes went there,

it's in the newspapers

And in case it wasn't clear - don't try and tell me you're not in the wrong here, because you are the one who started the personal attack on Profesh. Do the rules state that he has to speak as the majority do?

"Whizz" - yes I am. Please enlighten me as to the practicalities of what you prompt.

The point I was trying to make was that Profesh wasn't being blatently funny (this isn't opinionated - if we face the music it's not screaming laugh at this)

I re-iterate; what's so special about your opinion that I should spend my free time becoming acquainted with it? Oh, and it's not a technique; it's a way of life. "Time is of the essence" - no doubt you've heard of that saying. Just because I have "time" doesn't mean it is to be wasted. Did you think this up yourself? I'm impressed. I'm naturally amused by this. I mean, you've got it fixated in your head that I "can't be arsed". I actually said that I didn't want (not couldn't be bothered) to waste my time. I thought you'd settle for that, but obviously not. You're about the driest writer I've ever met. Your arguments are comparable to that of sandpaper (my opinion).

Wrong again. I hadn't, until recently. Is it imperative that I know of Eton? Not interested in royalty. Don't read them - only look at the pictures.

I'm not in the wrong.

P.S. I didn't start the attack on Profesh - read the whole thread. People other than myself criticise Profesh's writing style - that's personal.

Which just goes to show that you are incapable of seeing the funny side - not that there is anything wrong with this, I was just curious.

And you sir are about the most sarcastic person I have ever come across. Hardly any of the things you've said to me today haven't been sarcastic - sarcasm isn't that great you know, in fact it is renowned as the lowest form of wit.

No it's not imperative, I just find it highly improbable that you have never heard of Eton, and believe that you said this merely to stand out from everyone else and show everyone what a dandy character you are - ooh, someone who doesn't concern himself with royalty/snobs, and has never heard of Eton.

And I assume you do live in a box as you have not denied this. Which would give you a valid excuse.

With that kind of use of language, Profresh deserves personal attacks.....The Ace - when you get to senior school you'll realize that this type of language is NEVER appropriate and ALWAYS pretentious. I feel awfully sorry for his examiners...

With that kind of use of language, Profresh deserves personal attacks.....The Ace - when you get to senior school you'll realize that this type of language is NEVER appropriate and ALWAYS pretentious. I feel awfully sorry for his examiners...

Couldn't have said it better myself! And though sarcasim is the lowest form of wit...its the highest form of intelligence. And is slightly more subtle than over induldging in pretentious language. All hail sarcasm and its many wonders