Ours weren't in an envelope. The exams officer handed it to me. Said 'RS is brilliant, English hasn't gone up enough' or something to that effect, and I mumbled thanks and walked out of the room, into registration and tried not to cry.
Weren't in an envelope, so I looked at them. Then went down to the exams office to remove myself from a resit they'd entered me for (mess up with the admin), as I got an A in that paper
Pretend to listen to my mates moan about how disappointed and angry they were with their results, while I was actually having a silent party in my head.
Well, I got AABC and was actually not absolutely happy with that. Was expecting A in subjects where I got B and C and I was not expecting good in the subjects where I got A's in. I was just confused and firstly sent a text to my parents and close mates at other schools. And then celebrated with a party in a park close to my college, where even people who flopped celebrated with us.
I was so desperate for a turd I grabbed my envelope and ran to take a dump. So basically, I took a dump while getting my results. Needless to say, getting 4 A's released the tension in my bowels.