B: I never really understood why you went out with me Daniel.... C: Come on Jones, you're sexy and intelligent, and you make me laugh....at you of course, not with you!
"No son of mine's going to Eton where u get a polka stick up ur arse that ur never allowed to remove for the rest of ur life....oh sorry, im not talking about u ofcourse"- Bridget to Mark whilst waiting for the pregnancy test results.
So many great quotes n most of the ones i would have posted are here already. anyways can't remember the exact quote but i love the bit in the second film where after many attempts at trying to explain the she could be pregnant (mit baby.... etc) the german man in the queue explains that the illness is probably in her head. after laughing sooooooo hard thru that scene that just tipped me ova the edge into absolute hysterics!
Also anyone who hasn't read teh books definately should....imagine how hard you laughed at the films, multiply that by 10 and you still won't even be close to how funny the books are. *hmmmmm......mentally notes to re-read books soon*