I have signed up to this forum for the specific purpose of replying to this (no doubt I'll get into posting here now...).
My traditional answer has been that they are mythical beasts of legend which steal your wallets.
They are however, scummy, evil little b******s who I can't stand being anywhere near (did you know Rushden, to which I live very close, is the eight-worst chav town in the UK?). Chav stands for Council House Associated Vermin apparently, but I've heard other stories about that too.
They steal, they lie, they fight, they scrounge off benefits paid by working people's taxes, they obliterate the English language, they're racist, they create terribly large amounts of children (or spawn), carry knives and sometimes guns, and all deserve to be the target of the first justified genocide on Earth. Personally I advocate sticking them on an uninhabited island somewhere, telling one of them that another called his mate "yo mum" and then watching the chaos unfold. We could film it and compare their behaviour to that of single-celled animals.
The benefits of their destruction would be thus:
- Eastenders and other such **** would only have interesting characters.
- We could disband the police.
- We could disband street-cleaners.
- We would have the space for hard-working immigrants.
- We could afford a spaceship with the saved money from benefits.
- School could become a place of learning instead of drugs, sex, knives and fighting.
Feel free to add more
Yes, I really do hate them. I have a habit of not being very patient, and will always reply to them when they yell something at me (normally "Pardon" ) and they don't like me replying. I have been mugged, chased with knives by them, and had my nose broken by one. I really, really, really hate them. And I hate it even more when I'm accused of being classist.
Hoped you enjoyed my rant