Which way do you cut your sandwiches?

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  • View Poll Results: Which way do you cut your sandwiches?
    Don't cut
    19 13.87%
    Left to right
    42 30.66%
    Top to bottom
    29 21.17%
    Top left to bottom right
    46 33.58%
    Top right to bottom left
    23 16.79%
    Top to bottom & left to right
    12 8.76%

  1. scorpion95's Avatar
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    Which way do you cut your sandwiches?
    Which do you do and why do you do it in that particular way?

    Sometime I'll won't cut it but most times I'll do it from left to right
  2. ScrubZ's Avatar
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    Re: Which way do you cut your sandwiches?
    diagonally!
  3. Sabertooth's Avatar
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    Re: Which way do you cut your sandwiches?
    top left corner to bottom right
    spin plate 90degrees
    top left corner to bottom right

    I like triangle sandwiches.
  4. Paul Bartram's Avatar
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    Re: Which way do you cut your sandwiches?
    Straight across the middle - left to rght.
  5. Fuzzed_Out's Avatar
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    Re: Which way do you cut your sandwiches?
    Diagonally, normally top left to bottom right.
  6. Clarity Incognito's Avatar
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    Re: Which way do you cut your sandwiches?
    I don't make sandwiches. I make bagels :yes:
  7. Laurawhitters's Avatar
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    Re: Which way do you cut your sandwiches?
    urgh it actually makes me cringe when i see someone eating a two slice sandwich when its not cut i have to run find them a knife and cut it fore them! i don't get why you would want to eat an uncut one
  8. Mm_Minty's Avatar
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    Re: Which way do you cut your sandwiches?
    Diagonally, unless I'm feeling a little risqué
  9. the.white.rabbit's Avatar
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    Re: Which way do you cut your sandwiches?
    Diagonal into 4 triangles..
  10. MathsHamster's Avatar
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    Re: Which way do you cut your sandwiches?
    Top to bottom. Nice neat rectangles. I like triangles though, they are more aesthetically pleasing, but I wrap my sandwiches in cling film and rectangles wrap better.
  11. Hravan's Avatar
    • Overlord in Training
    Re: Which way do you cut your sandwiches?
    I usually eat them uncut (as I tend to make sandwiches without using any cutlery and I cba to mess up a knife for just cutting a sandwich)

    but when I do I either cut them in half (right to left now that I think about it but I actually voted l-r) or diagonally (again from right side to left side but I voted l-r for some strange reason.. )
  12. forgetful-fairy's Avatar
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    Re: Which way do you cut your sandwiches?
    Like this
  13. azn-wonder91's Avatar
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    Re: Which way do you cut your sandwiches?
    I stab it til I'm content and then use my teeth to rip off my fav parts.
















    We're talking in metaphors yeah?
  14. A Cat's Avatar
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    Re: Which way do you cut your sandwiches?
    (Original post by azn-wonder91)
    I stab it til I'm content and then use my teeth to rip off my fav parts.
















    We're talking in metaphors yeah?
    Sandwiches are not humans, lady.
  15. ily_em's Avatar
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    Re: Which way do you cut your sandwiches?
    Top to bottom in rectangles. At work I have to cut them into two triangles though (sandwich maker in Greggs)
  16. azn-wonder91's Avatar
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    Re: Which way do you cut your sandwiches?
    (Original post by Samrout)
    Sandwiches are not humans, lady.
    o.O why would you say that? You've hurt my sandwiches' feelings now.
  17. vander Beth's Avatar
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    Re: Which way do you cut your sandwiches?
    Diagonally. I used to cry when I was 13 years old really little if it had been cut in rectangles.

    I don't get the top, bottom, left, right thing. Surely if you turn it 90 degrees, the whole thing changes.
  18. TheAngoose's Avatar
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    Re: Which way do you cut your sandwiches?
    (Original post by Paul Bartram)
    Straight across the middle - left to rght.
    Your sandwich always ends up looking smaller if you do that...
  19. SirMasterKey's Avatar
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    Re: Which way do you cut your sandwiches?
    Whichever I fancy at the time to be honest.
  20. Phobia27's Avatar
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    Re: Which way do you cut your sandwiches?
    I don't make the sandwiches myself, I'm a guy, I eat them.
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