nah i like spamming faaaar too much
Several people were shown a glass of water and then a half a glass of
water and asked to compare them. Their answers were classified into
personality types.
Optimist: The glass is now half full.
Pessimist: The glass is now half empty.
Set Theorist: The amount of water hasn't changed cardinality... it
still has cardinality aleph_1.
Graph Theorist: The water is now self-complementary.
Applied Mathematician: The temperature and pressure must have risen
dramatically.
Topologist: The water hasn't changed significantly.
Algebraist: The water is completely the same, mod 2.
Analyst: It's undergone a contraction mapping.
Combinatorialist: The task of choosing an arbitrary water molecule has
been reduced by a subtask of 2 possibilities.