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How do Girls hide Farts?

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    You know what i mean, obviously they do fart, or they'd explode. But how come noone notices ever??
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    They go to a secret location.

    I caught one of them once. The mystery was solved. (She returned too soon :nopity:)
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    (Original post by + polarity -)
    They go to a secret location.
    Damn, you've found us out!
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    This thread has spoiled my perception of girls :fatcontroller:
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    Girls don't fart, ever
    It's not a myth... :thumbsup:
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    (Original post by Gingens)
    Girls don't fart, ever
    It's not a myth... :thumbsup:
    lol girls have pregnancy we have this
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    No, girls don't fart.
    Get your facts straight, OP
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    We never have flatulence, burp or poo.
    We are awesome :woo:
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    By talking overly loudly, as always.
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    Fit girls don't fart.
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    Ahahaha. Girls just don't. Except the grim kind who do it on purpose to be funny, eurgh.
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    girls are by far the windier sex
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    (Original post by Bilco)
    lol girls have pregnancy we have this
    And for making that comparison you deserve a slap
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    (Original post by Gingens)
    And for making that comparison you deserve a slap
    lmao
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    Girls go to the toilets to fart. That's why they spend most of their time in bathrooms.
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    probably pass close to a group of guys before firing so they blame each other, or go 'powder their noses' maybe
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    i either do it quietly and deny it if someone mentions the smell (or admit it if its my friends ) in front of my bro and sis i dont hide it lol. or i do it walking along or just hold it in!!
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    We do this everyone knows :yep:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxxsP7VWVN8
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    We don't fart, we absorb.
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    I heard some rumour where they let a lot of it out while they pee, any girls here willing to verify this?
Updated: June 21, 2010
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