How do Girls hide Farts?

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  1. spocckka's Avatar
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    How do Girls hide Farts?
    You know what i mean, obviously they do fart, or they'd explode. But how come noone notices ever??
  2. + polarity -'s Avatar
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    Re: How do Girls hide Farts?
    They go to a secret location.

    I caught one of them once. The mystery was solved. (She returned too soon :nopity:)
  3. lexafish's Avatar
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    Re: How do Girls hide Farts?
    (Original post by + polarity -)
    They go to a secret location.
    Damn, you've found us out!
  4. sbarrie2's Avatar
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    Re: How do Girls hide Farts?
    This thread has spoiled my perception of girls :fatcontroller:
  5. Gingens's Avatar
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    Re: How do Girls hide Farts?
    Girls don't fart, ever
    It's not a myth... :thumbsup:
  6. Bilco's Avatar
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    Re: How do Girls hide Farts?
    (Original post by Gingens)
    Girls don't fart, ever
    It's not a myth... :thumbsup:
    lol girls have pregnancy we have this
  7. loonyplatypus's Avatar
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    Re: How do Girls hide Farts?
    No, girls don't fart.
    Get your facts straight, OP
  8. I<3LAMP's Avatar
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    Re: How do Girls hide Farts?
    We never have flatulence, burp or poo.
    We are awesome :woo:
  9. OL1V3R's Avatar
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    Re: How do Girls hide Farts?
    By talking overly loudly, as always.
  10. Superman_Jr's Avatar
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    Re: How do Girls hide Farts?
    Fit girls don't fart.
  11. frankieumbrella's Avatar
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    Re: How do Girls hide Farts?
    Ahahaha. Girls just don't. Except the grim kind who do it on purpose to be funny, eurgh.
  12. khaa9666's Avatar
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    Re: How do Girls hide Farts?
    girls are by far the windier sex
  13. Gingens's Avatar
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    Re: How do Girls hide Farts?
    (Original post by Bilco)
    lol girls have pregnancy we have this
    And for making that comparison you deserve a slap
  14. Bilco's Avatar
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    Re: How do Girls hide Farts?
    (Original post by Gingens)
    And for making that comparison you deserve a slap
    lmao
  15. HEJ92's Avatar
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    Re: How do Girls hide Farts?
    Girls go to the toilets to fart. That's why they spend most of their time in bathrooms.
  16. Cloven Angel's Avatar
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    Re: How do Girls hide Farts?
    probably pass close to a group of guys before firing so they blame each other, or go 'powder their noses' maybe
  17. 470dwndow54's Avatar
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    Re: How do Girls hide Farts?
    i either do it quietly and deny it if someone mentions the smell (or admit it if its my friends ) in front of my bro and sis i dont hide it lol. or i do it walking along or just hold it in!!
  18. Indieboohoo's Avatar
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    Re: How do Girls hide Farts?
    We do this everyone knows :yep:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxxsP7VWVN8
  19. Princess*'s Avatar
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    Re: How do Girls hide Farts?
    We don't fart, we absorb.
  20. -Invidious-'s Avatar
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    Re: How do Girls hide Farts?
    I heard some rumour where they let a lot of it out while they pee, any girls here willing to verify this?
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