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Jerking off before you go out meeting girls so your not horny & desperate, good idea?

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    So I heard some advice that a guy should always jerk off before he goes out to pickup girls. The logic behind this is that he won't be as horny therefore he will be more relaxed and less desperate around the girls he's meeting.

    Do you think this is true? Or should I just not jerk off for like a week and go out really horny?
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    It can be true, but unless you're going to mount her when you see her through horniness, it's not really an issue.
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    I know a few people that do this, to make them last longer if they do get lucky.
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    If you get lucky you will last longer as well.
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    No because you will feel kinda tired probz
    Well for me that is..it kinda hurts on a 2nd time in one day
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    Yeah, don't go in with a loaded gun...
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    OP, there may be many reasons as to why picking up girls is hard for you. I doubt a lack of preparatory ***** is one of them.
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    If you're concerned about getting an erection when you see her, then masturbating beforehand will probably reduce the chances of that slightly. If you're hoping to get lucky and want to last longer, it might help there also.

    The main danger I foresee is that the masturbation session beforehand involves you imagining all sorts of inappropriate acts with her, which could then colour the way you interact with her, and your expectations of the date (ie if you've just been picturing yourself shagging her in a nurse's outfit against a wall, it might be difficult to get back into the mindset of gentlemanly behaviour).

    Other than that, knock yourself out.
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    Just as long as you leave enough time to clear up afterwards, and don't get it stuck on your ear, so that she mistakes it for hair gel...
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    Surely the inverse is also true? You'd be less horny and thus less driven to actually pick up girls. In the grand scheme of things though, either way isn't going to make a massive difference with regards to how good you are at picking up girls...
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    (Original post by Bezzler)
    Just as long as you leave enough time to clear up afterwards, and don't get it stuck on your ear, so that she mistakes it for hair gel...
    Dammit i wanted to do the something about mary line!
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    (Original post by You Failed)
    Surely the inverse is also true? You'd be less horny and thus less driven to actually pick up girls. In the grand scheme of things though, either way isn't going to make a massive difference with regards to how good you are at picking up girls...
    Yeah I've heard that side of the argument too, so I'm acually confused which point of view is right. Go out horny=motivation to approach, going out less horny=less desperate, I dunno what to do now if I should jerk off or not?
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    I dont bother cos i last ages anyway
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    (Original post by unknQwn)
    Dammit i wanted to do the something about mary line!
    Well, I was expecting it to have already been taken when I got here, these things always are, but I was so happy to beat everyone else to it
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    (Original post by DaveSmith99)
    If you get lucky you will last longer as well.
    I suppose this is dependent on the guy. I last far longer if i haven't beaten the monkey for a few days beforehand.
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    I don't really practice this, but I think it's a very good idea.
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    (Original post by Bezzler)
    Well, I was expecting it to have already been taken when I got here, these things always are, but I was so happy to beat everyone else to it
    i was scrolling down checkin no1 else had done it.. got to the last post (YOUUUUU) and broke down in hysterics :stomp:
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    Well, if it dosn't make much of a noticeable difference could you think of a better way to spend 5-45mins because you would be early if you headed out now? Get Spankwire loading now boyyyyyyyy!
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    If you go out with a loaded gun you're going to be trigger happy.
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    (Original post by Anon_By_Choice)
    Yeah I've heard that side of the argument too, so I'm acually confused which point of view is right. Go out horny=motivation to approach, going out less horny=less desperate, I dunno what to do now if I should jerk off or not?
    There's no right answer...You're an idiot for thinking there is.

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