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FAO Women: Do you find big balls attractive?

After experiencing some testicle pain the other day (I made a thread on it/thankfully the pain has now gone) I decided to pay more attention to my family jewells. I measured them and calculated the volume and it turns out that they are about 60% bigger than the national average. Is this a good thing? Would it put you off or would it be a turn on?

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baby sexy
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How did you measure the volume of your nuts?
baby sexy
How did you measure the volume of your nuts?


:ditto:
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baby sexy
How did you measure the volume of your nuts?


By measuring the length, height and depth with a ruler and then using the following formula: 4/3 π x (length/2) x (width/2) x (depth/2).
Dunked them in water and weighed the overflow. Perfectly normal activity, goes hand in hand with measuring your penis length, or using a bendy ruler to measure girth. Everyone does it.
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Rolls eyes
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Be proud of your balls. Not that we care.

They have no function for us and I don't pay much attention to them, except for during oral, when honestly smaller is more practical. But whatever.
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winterSTU
60%?! Megabawlz!
:lolwut:
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rhys_please
60%? Thats pretty sweet man. From bro to bro, I hope you have a big whopper to match, otherwise that's gonna look pretty funky.
How big is your penis? My friend accidentally flashed us on holiday. He has the biggest scrotum I have ever seen, but at the same time he has the smallest penis I have ever seen. To make it worse, he is 6'5'' and twenty stone.
Can't say I've never noticed, actually.
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Ruisu
Sorry brah but I think you has teh testicular canca
Not that fussed really, but maybe slightly.
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Scubar
did somebody just watch south park?

stickin ur balls in a microwave just so you can smoke weed isn't the solution brah
Reply 14
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stracano
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this remainds me of the inbetweeners:

"do you put the balls in too?"


"yeah...can do"
TheRealDarthVader
How big is your penis? My friend accidentally flashed us on holiday. He has the biggest scrotum I have ever seen, but at the same time he has the smallest penis I have ever seen. To make it worse, he is 6'5'' and twenty stone.


:sexface:
Girls don't care.
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Cybele
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Can't say that balls, or their size, are something we particularly care about. We don't meet a guy and think, "I hope he has big balls!", it doesn't really matter. But, congratulations nonetheless for your big nads, I'm sure they bring you some kind of subconscious confidence-boost. :yep:
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Teveth
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Scubar
did somebody just watch south park?

stickin ur balls in a microwave just so you can smoke weed isn't the solution brah


Ha. That episide of South Park is what came to mind before making this thread. I can't say I've ever thought about microwaving my nads, mind.

And for those who asked, my cock is bigger than average so they don't look too out of proportion or anything like that.
Scrotum: one of those words that should definitely be used more in everyday conversation.

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