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Reply 20
Alex000007
Get a lock on your door. :wink:
Look in the recycled box to see whether they've been rearranged.
If they ask, say it was a 16th birthday gift from a couple of friends....


all this .
Reply 21
insist they belonged to ur dad and he implanted them in ur room
Hey OP. The birthday thing is good but if they don't take that just talk to them calmly to be a bit more open-minded and surely porn is a very mild form of something you do which is better than going out and having sex. Spin up that they should be proud of this etc.

I have very open-minded parents so apologies if my advice is not very good but its the best I could do!
Reply 23
It's only porn, if it were a bag of weed I could understand but porn is legal and natural.
My parents know full well if they use my laptop to not look through my files because a good 100gb is being taken up by unexplained videos.

Saying that, I remember when my mum found a bag of speed in my room and kicked me out of a week...
Use the internet and delete all the browsing history using the excuse that you didn't know what the button did. Sorted.
Reply 25
Nothing wrong with it, I bet your dad had or still has his collection :wink:.
JayEm
Get your arse ready for a beating. That's what other asian parents would do. :yep:


:ditto: unfortunately:shifty:
Reply 27
OP- will your parents really confront you about this? Just ignore the situation, it'll blow over. Enjoy the internet :smile:
Reply 28
cowsgoquack
porn mags? is this the 90s?
use the internet like everyone else dude


lol
Reply 29
James4d
it'll blow over


That's what she said :pinch:
Just say it's part of your sex education homework in citizenship to go through the mags and say what's fake about it. I duno, use your imagination.
cowsgoquack
porn mags? is this the 90s?
use the internet like everyone else dude

Some of us continue to prefer the printed word. :haughty:

showmeapicture
Just say it's part of your sex education homework in citizenship to go through the mags and say what's fake about it. I duno, use your imagination.

Would you keep your homework hidden in a secret box tucked away in the corner of your room? Moreover, what kind of school did you go to where that sounds like a credible excuse?
Reply 32
alijimi
I love it how everytime when someone is caught masturbating or watching porn, people tell him to get a lock on his door :p:

Future-damage control.
He's obviously not going to stop masturbating. :rolleyes:
Reply 33
Tell them your friend asked you to keep them for him.
Reply 34
Alvrae
Tell your mum you found them under your dads side of the bed and you thought you were doing her a favour by removing them...:woo:

This is the best idea. :rofl:
I love the fact that all guys think they are the only one's who watch porn...

I'd go with the birthday present thing, it's a good idea.
Say that it is your Dad's :wink:
Just receive your high five from your dad like a man
If your dad gets angry, tell him not to be hypocritical :wink:
Reply 39
I hate it when that happens...

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