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    Hasn't been done since March, so I thought I'd create a new one

    Pffffff where do I start:rolleyes:

    "Slappa da bass mun." - I love you, man.

    "I'm ten years old. My life is half over and I don't even know if I'm black with white stripes or white with black stripes." - Madagascar

    "Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That ****'ll come back with you." - The Hangover

    "I'll see you there or I'll see you on another time." - Again ... I love you, man. That film is just hilarious.

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    The one in my sig from inception
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    "Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth."
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    (Original post by Lilrascal19)
    Hasn't been done since March, so I thought I'd create a new one

    Pffffff where do I start:rolleyes:

    "Slappa da bass mun." - I love you, man.

    "I'm ten years old. My life is half over and I don't even know if I'm black with white stripes or white with black stripes." - Madagascar

    "Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That ****'ll come back with you." - The Hangover

    "I'll see you there or I'll see you on another time." - Again ... I love you, man. That film is just hilarious.

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    THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    There's a snake in my boots!
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    "Laters on the menjay"

    "Come come on the kickdrum, come!"
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    Basically the entire Snatch film.
    - "Oi!" "What?" "I thought you said he was a getaway driver? What the **** can he get away from eh?!"
    - "Ha ha! THIS, is a shotgun Sol." "It's a ******* anti-aircraft gun Vincent!" "Well I wanna raise some pulses don't I?" "You'll raise hell, never mind pulses."
    - You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
    - I fail to recognize the correlation between losing ten grand, hospitalizing Gorgeous, and a good deal.

    The Bank Job.
    - "Radio's in the bag. Binoc's as well. There's a bed set at the top floor of this building. Pay for the week. The ladder will get you to the roof. You're in from Liverpool, looking for work." "I don't have a Liverpool accent." "Then don't talk to anyone, Eddie."

    I have a Jason Statham bias. :p:

    Pirates of the Caribbean - I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

    10 Things I Hate About You
    - Joey: Mr. Morgan, is there any chance we could get Kat to take her Midol *before* she comes to class?
    Mr. Morgan: Someday, you gonna get bitch-slapped and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it.
    - Ms. Perky: So, I hear you were terrorizing Mr. Morgan's class... again.
    Kat Stratford: Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.
    Ms. Perky: The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.
    Kat Stratford: I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.

    ...:p:
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    When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.- Donnie Darko

    I honestly believe I'm destined for great things, Mr. James. I've got qualities that don't come shining through right at the outset, but give me a chance and I'll get the job done- I can guarantee you that.- The Assassination of Jesse James By the Coward Robert Ford

    My impression of life at Big Bri's house, "Son?" "Yeah, Dad?" "How was your day, son?" "Great, Dad. How's yours?" "Super. Say, how would like to go fishing this weekend?" "Great, Dad. But I got homework to do." "That's okay, son. You can do it on the boat." "Gee." "Hon, isn't our son swell?" "Yes, dear. Isn't life swell?"- The Breakfast Club

    They'll be looking for us at Maury's right? But they won't be looking for... not us.- Zoolander

    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.- The Usual Suspects
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    "If you're from Africa, why are you white?"
    "I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina"
    "One time, she punched me in the face...it was awesome"
    Mean Girls

    "And the lightbulb switches on, took me a while, must be the jet lag, are you telling me to **** off?"
    Hitman
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    "i love the smell of naplam in the morning" - apocalypse now

    In fact me and a friend had a bet to see who could get the most movie quotes in to our philosophy exams. i only managed "to conquer fear you must become fear" - Batman
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    "I wanna be just like you. I figure, all I need is a labotomy and some tights."
    "You wear tights?"
    "No, I don't wear tights, I wear the required uniform."
    "Tights!"
    "Shuttup." - The Breakfast Club.

    "Better a silly girl with a flower, than a silly boy with a horse and a stick"
    "It's called a LANCE, he....llo!!!" - A Knight's Tale.

    "Mother is the name for God, in the hearts and lips of all children" - The Crow.
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    "We need to get this man to a hospital"

    "A hospital, what is it?"

    "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now"

    Man I love Airplane.
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    I can't believe how many **** movies you guys like
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    "May the Force be with you."

    "The name is Bond. James Bond."
    "A martini. Shaken, not stirred."

    "I feel the need, the need for speed!"

    "I'll be back."
    "Hasta la vista, baby"

    "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

    "Here's Johnny!"

    "My precious."

    "Say 'hello' to my little friend!"


    They are all classics
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    'Hakuna Matata!'
    'Life's not fair, is it? You see, I … well, I shall never be king. And you … shall never see the light of another day''- The Lion King

    Sam: oh my god, No! Dad! No! You gotta be kidding me!
    Dad: Yeah, I am, you're not getting a porsche - Transformers

    In seven days God created the world and in seven seconds I shattered mine - 7 pounds

    'This part of my life... this little part.. is called "happiness" '
    'Hey, *******! Are you all right, *******?' - The Pursuit of Happyness
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    Billy, get to da chopper

    this stuff will turn you into a goddam sexual tyranasaurus, just like me.
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    Put your mouth on the **** ing curb
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    Like I'll poop into her butthole and she'll poop it back... into my butthole and then we'll just keep doing it back and forth. With the same poop. Back and forth. Forever.
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    "Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner..."
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    "Roads? Where we're going, we don't need... Roads" Emmett Brown in Back To The Future

    "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." - Jules Winnfield

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