Greek mythology

I'll be expecting royalties

How about I throw your name in when I execute the insult?

"By the power of Thunder Chunky.... release the Kraken!"

I will most definitely be using this from now on.

In relation to this thread...I am Cybele, mother of the gods and the earth. You may worship me.

Are you serious!!?? Bow down to me for I am Ares, God of War, fan of violence and blood and shagger of Aphrodite. Beat that, woman!!

Don't speak to your elders like that.

Whatcha gonna do about it? Spear me?

You'll get a spank on the backside and you won't enjoy it!

i find greek mythology very interesting, i used to love reading all the stories when i was younger

Erm, actually, I might. Notice the anagram or Ares? Anyway I'm siding with Zeus who trumps every god there is although ironically I beat him at a game of cards on Olympus.

Zeus is my creation, I am mother of all life, I walk with lions and men castrate themselves in their devotion to me! Badass fo life.

Anyway. I study Classics at Uni so Greek mythology plays a large part though I prefer all things Roman tbh.

Pompeii!!

However, I shall remain a fan of Ares and Diomedes whom I read of last night in the Iliad. War gods FTW!!