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Im living in Nottingham right now, so Ill do EXACTLY what they tell me to do...
Simple. I'll just get my trusty craft knife out. :smug: and then...:shiftyrun:
kilowattjester
Nothing because I am not afraid of death.


Dont lie.. you are just like every other living creature
Catch the bullet with my bare hands and then cock slap him.
Reply 44
SCreaaaaaaaaaaaam
I would slowly take out my magnum and ask him if he feels lucky
Reply 46
Iron Mike


Nah in all seriousness I'd probably hack into his computer and upload child porn to it and then alert the police, or do something to his Facebook like telling his girlfriend Tanisha he slept with Keeley.
Colbert
Get out my phone and post an H&R thread asking for real time advice :holmes:


There's probably an app for TSR atm
DanMey
I bet his finger at the trigger is faster than your roundhouse-kick


ah but the likely hood is the chav hasn't actually considered he'd really fire the weapon, he assumes the person will comply, you hardly want a murder on your rap sheet. So I think if someone did make use of some sort of martial arts in a split second attack the chav might be too shocked to prepare properly.

But honestly I'd comply, folks saying they'd see if it was real or fake, are you really going to be able to think 100% logically with a gun pointed at you and the threat of death? I don't think I could and when a gun is involved fight or flight doesn't apply so well, so I'd just give them what they wanted and talk myself out of anything at the same time.
themanbearpig
Im living in Nottingham right now, so Ill do EXACTLY what they tell me to do...


aww c'mon Notts aint that bad....................:s-smilie: , fine..:biggrin:
Reply 50
Broderss
Nah in all seriousness I'd probably hack into his computer and upload child porn to it and then alert the police, or do something to his Facebook like telling his girlfriend Tanisha he slept with Keeley.

:lolwut: A little disturbing you could get your hands on Child porn so easy.
I'd turn Steven Seagall mode.
Reply 52
Most of these internet heroes probably gets bullied a their 11 year old sister. How are they going to fight a chav? Wasteman tings.
davey_davedave
Ideas please?


punch him
"Put down that banana"
Reply 55
Iron Mike
:lolwut: A little disturbing you could get your hands on Child porn so easy.


Spend a minute on 4chan and you're bound to come across some (literally).
Give him exactly what he wants. In all reality, if you try something, you're not going to get far against someone who has no qualms about carrying an illegal weapon.
TWOSHANKSONESHOTTY
Turn off my PS2 and stop playing The Getaway



Brilliant answer, one fault though; you wouldn't get too far in the game if that was your tactic.

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