Unlegal driving, underage drinking, underage masturbating, pigeons, playing cricket on the roof, urinating off a bridge, thievery, this one time at band camp I watched a porno, high piracy, worshipping Satan and all his little wizards, lying to my mother, lying to a cat, telling the monkeys to 'piss off' at the zoo, telling really bad bear jokes, liking rubbish music and then downloading it, wearing odd socks, being a spy.