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Reply 1
Yeah, I'm just going to go ahead and ignore anything written in the telegraph.
Reply 2
He could have landed on a member of the public - can he be prosecuted?
i was expecting a video for some reason :frown:
Mad skills, top marks for landing.
Reply 5
Learn how to correctly capitalise, you annoying ****.
Also, that's cool.
Probably only survived because he landed on a big plastic cushion of an American car, had it been a German one....
Reply 7
cdsmith1990
Probably only survived because he landed on a big plastic cushion of an American car, had it been a German one....


...he would have bounced off the rear windscreen. SPLAT!
Feel sorry for the car owner. Then again it's crap car.
Reply 9
Surely that would be Cat-Man?
so wait, was he trying to land in the car? The article gives no mention of why he jumped off of a 39 floor building?
Reply 11
If it was a suicide attempt: You know you're a failure when you can't even kill yourself.
Anything else: He should be prosecuted for the damage and a waste of resources.
KissMyArtichoke
so wait, was he trying to land in the car? The article gives no mention of why he jumped off of a 39 floor building?


Thats what i want to know it doesn't even state WHY he jumped.
Poo-Is-Brown
Thats what i want to know it doesn't even state WHY he jumped.

If he was trying to commit suicide then i'm guessing he's not too happy about it.
AP1989
If it was a suicide attempt: You know you're a failure when you can't even kill yourself.
:rofl: I knew someone would say this. It was a suicide attempt.
Laertes
Learn how to correctly capitalise, you annoying ****.
It was meant to be dramatic. :p:

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