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Guys, what do you do after sex?

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Ask her how much I owe.
Reply 41
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Yawn11
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Get a rating out of 10.

"Oh 9/10? A bit harsh but Ok."
Original post by beecher
cry


oh no wait thats during


I'd find that mildly humorous if only it weren't such a familiar situation to me.
Reply 43
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i-like-tea
Feel too much tired and get sleep.
Reply 44
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Le_Bow
I get up, wipe my willy on the curtains then go to the bathroom. After taking a leak and cleaning myself I lay on the bed and watch tele.

Brilliant.
Original post by Menakshelatte
This thread jolts girls back to reality after swooning over Edward&Bellas relationship and thinking boys like him are real and can actually exist.
Tanks guys it's good to know how disgusting you are :wink:
(for the low-lifes who uses girls not the considerate ones)

We are happy to provide the de-twilighting service free of charge. Tell your friends.
Reply 46
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JPsycho
Original post by Anonymous
Stay inside her for a bit whilst hugging and kissing :smile:


This. It's the best way
Reply 47
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Wilzyy
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Original post by 808
Pretend to take a condom off


Hilarious.
i go to sleep after im satisfied
Well the guy I'm sleeping with passes me my clothes, lol jk, we usually sit there for a bit and talk then when we hear his flat mates come back get dressed really quickly and pretend nothing happened. But its more fun that way!
ejaculate in her eye, and then say bet you didnt see that comin ;P
:bong2:
(edited 13 years ago)
Reply 52
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JPsycho
Original post by Mass debater
ejaculate in her eye, and then say bet you didnt see that comin ;P


LAUGHING OUT LOUD. love it
Reply 53
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Anglerfish
hand the chick four twenties and tell her to find her heels.
clean the peanut butter off my cock and put my dog back in its kennel.
Reply 55
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Kiwiiiii
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Original post by Mass debater
ejaculate in her eye, and then say bet you didnt see that comin ;P



I was talking with a client when I read this and started laughing :angry:
Reply 56
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Haydz
Send her back to the kitchen.
Take Maddi back to the basement.
Reply 58
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grth
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Original post by Anonymous
Stay inside her for a bit whilst hugging and kissing :smile:


hahaha quality!
Reply 59
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the_13th
Original post by Anonymous
I always feel so uninvolved with my partner after I have done the business. Obviously your 'mojo' has gone. I always feel really guilty after masturbating or sex for some reason. But I, more than anything, just don't feel that intimate afterwards. I just want to sleep. I mean I usually masturbate to knock me out before I go to sleep.



Xbox & Pizza after sex and you can't ask for a better night. :biggrin:

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