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* I don't want to have sex with my girlfriend :(

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Get it over with...you'll enjoy it in the moment.
Reply 21
Original post by noobynoo
have you tried getting naked and then covering each other in baby oil and dancing about so her boobs bounce up and down and then getting some chocolate sauce and rubbing it all over her bare naked breasts? then getting in the shower and pouring shampoo all over her and massaging it into her naked flesh?



by the way are you a fussy eater?


Someone has been watching a lot of porn lol
Reply 22
Original post by noobynoo
have you tried getting naked and then covering each other in baby oil and dancing about so her boobs bounce up and down and then getting some chocolate sauce and rubbing it all over her bare naked breasts? then getting in the shower and pouring shampoo all over her and massaging it into her naked flesh?



by the way are you a fussy eater?


Doing my job for me - thanks. :h:

Repped you too. :hugs:
Original post by edd360
It's not a legal requirement for me to drink my own piss, but I do it anyway, coz it's sterile and I like the taste. Is that still weird?


Original post by noobynoo
have you tried getting naked and then covering each other in baby oil and dancing about so her boobs bounce up and down and then getting some chocolate sauce and rubbing it all over her bare naked breasts? then getting in the shower and pouring shampoo all over her and massaging it into her naked flesh?



by the way are you a fussy eater?


... LOL! repped
Original post by noobynoo
have you tried getting naked and then covering each other in baby oil and dancing about so her boobs bounce up and down and then getting some chocolate sauce and rubbing it all over her bare naked breasts? then getting in the shower and pouring shampoo all over her and massaging it into her naked flesh?



by the way are you a fussy eater?


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