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    Has anyone watched these videos. I found them absolutely hilarious!





    The fourth one is out:


    The fifth one:


    ...And now the sixth episode is also out




    Part 8:


    Part 9:
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    lol yh but only pakistani/asians will get most of the jokes....they are sick though. The stuff he says is so true.
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    Lol I dont understand half of what he's saying but dayumm they are hilarious!

    Init bare funny, bruv' fam' yo init man.
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    Yep, I've seen them! I think it starts to really kick off in the second video...I think its hilarious that he calls his mum 'darth vader' and 'black power ranger' lol xD
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    (Original post by SkyNinja)
    lol yh but only pakistani/asians will get most of the jokes....they are sick though. The stuff he says is so true.
    Yeah I guess thats why i dont really get them. He says stuff in a different language sometimes.

    Still bare funny tho init blud :P
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    haha seen these they made me laugh too much ..
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    Seen this, his voice annoys me too much. Funny when his mum pulls out a knife after he throws a snowball at her :laugh:

    BRUV WE NEED SOME MORE GIIRLZ IN HERE...
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    (Original post by ithoughtofthis)
    Yeah I guess thats why i dont really get them. He says stuff in a different language sometimes.

    Still bare funny tho init blud :P
    yeah its too much lol, il be happy to translate if you want.
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    (Original post by SkyNinja)
    yeah its too much lol, il be happy to translate if you want.
    Aww thaanks!
    Some stuff has written on-screen translation but I noticed that he uses some word with a 'K' like 'Ktaa/ ukutta' more than once at the end of a sentence or something and it sounds bare funny and all. What does that mean?
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    LOL
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    (Original post by WhatIsAUsername?)
    It means dog.
    :cool::cool: Thought so!
    Cheers
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    (Original post by ithoughtofthis)
    Aww thaanks!
    Some stuff has written on-screen translation but I noticed that he uses some word with a 'K' like 'Ktaa/ ukutta' more than once at the end of a sentence or something and it sounds bare funny and all. What does that mean?
    basically this is all i can remember from the top of my head:
    Kutta means dog but kuthi means bitcch (when he says to the girl oi kuthi put ur number on my phone, no long thing )

    Salaan means curry (when he talks about the fridge, keema is mince meat)
    tunda means cold (when he says bhruv i aint comin outside its bare tunda)
    kuriaa means girls (when he shout's oi kuriaa in the park)
    Duniyaa means the world (when he talks about the shoes)

    i think thats it, if you find another one just let me know
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    lol, yes, my brothers are obsessed :| Now whenever they talk to me they call me 'Oi blad' mimicking that annoying voice of his.

    I especially love the part where he says 'You can't bring a knife to a snowball fight blad' :lol:
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    (Original post by WhatIsAUsername?)
    It means dog.
    Really, kuthi means female dog - bitch
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    Was watching it during a free last week, absolutely hilarious!
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    "Blad, you is well fit...put your number on my phone...no long tings".
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    (Original post by SkyNinja)
    basically this is all i can remember from the top of my head:
    Kutta means dog but kuthi means bitcch (when he says to the girl oi kuthi put ur number on my phone, no long thing )

    Salaan means curry (when he talks about the fridge, keema is mince meat)
    tunda means cold (when he says bhruv i aint comin outside its bare tunda)
    kuriaa means girls (when he shout's oi kuriaa in the park)
    Duniyaa means the world (when he talks about the shoes)

    i think thats it, if you find another one just let me know
    Haha thanks, thats like a 'Diary of a Bad Man' dictionary! :bigsmile:
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    I already watched ep 1 and 2 they're just too funny:rofl:

    My younger sister tries to mimic him and says stuff like 'oi blad!!'
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    (Original post by ithoughtofthis)
    Haha thanks, thats like a 'Diary of a Bad Man' dictionary! :bigsmile:
    No problem, lol yeah
    theres one more, tati means **** (when he says id rather eat tati)
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    Yeah ****ing hilarious lol.

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