Best line from the Inbetweeners

Keep trying, not in the wuss sense but its a looong way off yet
We all know you envy me

"Can someone call me an ambulance, or failing that, my mummy"

Well if I can't be a wuss, I can't be you.
Yes I do! I want your babies of course.

You can't have babies though that's what you told me before
(We can have the fun though)

YEAH I'm changed my mind. I don't want your babies anymore.

Why?

Whats YOUR favourite line ever from the Inbetweeners?

Oh god I have SO many, I'll try not to go crazy XD


"Morning Benders, jump in the minge mobile." "Strange thing to call your mums car."

"having spent weekend being f****d by a ginger stranger my mum was dumped immediatly, because and i quote "he couldnt be dealing with a problem child"


Jay: At least they wont call you briefcase mong anymore
Will: Oh well that's good
Jay: No, they'll call you **** pants mong
Neil: Or ****ty ****ty Bang Bang
Will: Any more?
Simon: Wayne Pooney, Take ****
Neil: Dr Poo
Jay: The Lion the Witch and the speccy kid who **** himself
Simon: We can keep this up all summer you know
Will: Brilliant looking forward to it
Simon: Brad ****
Jay: Bumlog Millionaire
Will: Alright!
Simon: How about Vladimir Pootin
Neil: Who?

"Cant go touching up children Not Now, Not Ever! Not Kiddies Simon!"

And say hey to Nathan for me lol