[Colbert]

(Original post by natty_d)
God you guys crumble

Tell me all you know about assessment centres please bbz

Research the company, turn up on time, don't act like an Internet, be polite. Pretty simple tbf

(Original post by R-KAM)
5k for a 9 year old Clio

It's got my inner juices all over it which pushes the premium up

(Original post by Mess.)
I will have dealings with Aviva and by virtue your failure of a company

I refuse to even acknowledge such ****ty negotiating tactics

It's the FM style of negotiation. I ask for 5k. You offer 2k. I come back and ask for 25k

Just don't get some chav wagon tbf. Anything Golf/Clio/Other Small French/etc will do a job imo. Preferably get a bus if you are in the city, no idea why people drive.

[marcusmerehay]

'Anything Golf/Clio/Other Small French'.

I thought you said DON'T get a Chav wagon ffs.

[The Rusty Spork]

(Original post by Colbert)
Research the company, turn up on time, don't act like an Internet, be polite. Pretty simple tbf



It's got my inner juices all over it which pushes the premium up



It's the FM style of negotiation. I ask for 5k. You offer 2k. I come back and ask for 25k

Just don't get some chav wagon tbf. Anything Golf/Clio/Other Small French/etc will do a job imo. Preferably get a bus if you are in the city, no idea why people drive.

I can't be bothered with the bus anymore tbh, the people on it are making me sick and I need to learn how to drive so I can get the company car after my inevitable promotion

You are probably the least helpful person in the world

[Colbert]

(Original post by marcusmerehay)
'Anything Golf/Clio/Other Small French'.

I thought you said DON'T get a Chav wagon ffs.

Without bumpers or speakers in the boot these are all great cars tbf.

[Colbert]

(Original post by Mess.)
I can't be bothered with the bus anymore tbh, the people on it are making me sick and I need to learn how to drive so I can get the company car after my inevitable promotion

You are probably the least helpful person in the world

It's probably cheaper just to get a taxi to and from work every day imo.

Does your fob gf have a license?

They charge unbelievable rates for my expertise which I why I cannot offer my finest nuggets online on the cheap tbf.

[marcusmerehay]

(Original post by Colbert)
Without bumpers or speakers in the boot these are all great cars tbf.

Clio is yeah, although pretty unreliable from experience.

Unmodded Citroen Saxo or Fiat Coupé tbf.

[facdroit]

I feel sorry for you guys :/ . Why do people in europe drive crappy cars? Is it simply the cost of fuel ?
I've been here for 3 months and I still can't help but laugh everytime I see a Smart.

[Colbert]

(Original post by marcusmerehay)
Clio is yeah, although pretty unreliable from experience.

Unmodded Citroen Saxo or Fiat Coupé tbf.

Had my Clio for 7 years. Literally never done anything except MOT. Incisive purchase from a questionable auction

If I bought something now I'd probably get a sexy Audi or something else generically corporate

(Original post by facdroit)
I feel sorry for you guys :/ . Why do people in europe drive crappy cars? Is it simply the cost of fuel ?
I've been here for 3 months and I still can't help but laugh everytime I see a Smart.

Fuel yeah but insurance is a joke for young people, however justifiable that is considering how terrible most drivers are.

SMART cars must be humiliating to own, which is probably why I only ever see them smugly parked in tiny spaces and never actually on the road

[marcusmerehay]

I would love to have an Audi.

Old TT or RS4 probably. Prefer the latter.

[Colbert]

(Original post by marcusmerehay)
I would love to have an Audi.

Old TT or RS4 probably. Prefer the latter.

TT

Two of my peasant friends both have Audis. One has an A3 and the other an A5 (which doesnt look entirely dissimilar to the pic), but I think all of their salary goes on rent and car finance

Quite nice to look at I suppose Not sure why people have big saloons unless they have a family, surely a cute hatchback is always the way forward?

[Colonel.]

I have a Clio from 1994

Surprisingly petrol efficient and the insurance is low as ****.

[facdroit]

(Original post by Colbert)
Had my Clio for 7 years. Literally never done anything except MOT. Incisive purchase from a questionable auction

If I bought something now I'd probably get a sexy Audi or something else generically corporate



Fuel yeah but insurance is a joke for young people, however justifiable that is considering how terrible most drivers are.

SMART cars must be humiliating to own, which is probably why I only ever see them smugly parked in tiny spaces and never actually on the road

I hate SMART cars with a passion. Looking for a parking find an empty spot approach ****ING hell it's a Smart. :/
How much would insurance be approximately in the UK for a brand new Porsche 911 careera for an 18 year old who just got his licence?

[Colbert]

(Original post by facdroit)
I hate SMART cars with a passion. Looking for a parking find an empty spot approach ****ING hell it's a Smart. :/
How much would insurance be approximately in the UK for a brand new Porsche 911 careera for an 18 year old who just got his licence?

I have no idea. Mess. is an insurance broker so should be able to lend a hand

[The Rusty Spork]

(Original post by facdroit)
I hate SMART cars with a passion. Looking for a parking find an empty spot approach ****ING hell it's a Smart. :/
How much would insurance be approximately in the UK for a brand new Porsche 911 careera for an 18 year old who just got his licence?

I looked at a 3series BMW and that was £20,000 an Aston Martin DBS was about £10,000 though

[R-KAM]

(Original post by Mess.)
I looked at a 3series BMW and that was £20,000 an Aston Martin DBS was about £10,000 though

Where the hell are you looking?

[The Rusty Spork]

(Original post by R-KAM)
Where the hell are you looking?

Confused.com absolutely ridiculous. I managed to find one car that was under £3000 for the year from Admiral. Was some generic city car.

[R-KAM]

(Original post by Mess.)
Confused.com absolutely ridiculous. I managed to find one car that was under £3000 for the year from Admiral. Was some generic city car.

Is this in Liverpool yeah? Could be the only possible explanation, it's not making sense other wise, at all.

[Colbert]

Be continental and get a Vespa imo.

[R-KAM]

(Original post by Colbert)
Be continental and get a Vespa imo.

No, be a real man and get a real bike rather than a ****e scooter.

[Colbert]

If I ever met a bike rider I might immediately be sick tbf. Of course I am yet to come across one because they are all in critical condition under the front bumper of a double decker bus ffs.