Kelly was such an easy score. Man was she desperate for a bit of the old Johnson Shepherd.
Well, she would have been had I not fagged about mining planets and **** while my crew were in serious peril. Silly bitch never got to ride Johnson's johnson. What a shame.
I have a question about Lair of the Shadow Broker. I could probably look this up to be fair but dude I want this thread to grow and grow so we can all share some Mass effect love
If I slipped my massive rocket in Miranda's black hole in the main ME2 quest, after having a good old rogering sesh with Liara in ME1, can I win Liara back in the LotSB quest? I tried and tried to woo the swine but the jealous bitch was having none of it. Poor cow, doesn't know what she's missing. What ever happened to the unbreakable bond between an Asari and her mate, anyway? Dirty slut forgot about me pretty quickly, didn't she? Frigiddddd.