[emilymay]

(Original post by dmz)
Haha bet you wouldn't . Same here, just need to get me an offer from leeds now and you can do whatever you want with me How tall are you? Yer, butts are very...erm...you want nice butts, trust me

i see those all the time, toothpicks for legs, i think why?! Proportion is much nicer, same with girls, a girl looks much hotter in she's in proportion with the right attitude. I wanna be like toned and like a lot more defined but i don't want to be bigger or anything. Did you know steroid makes your dick little? lol
Fast forward to 2.01

Seriously I would I reaally realllllly hope you do! Promise to inbox me as soon as you hear? I'm 5ft 5 and a half Tallest female in my family hell yeah! But kinda average to short compared to everyone else I know I will do the butt machine when I next go to the gym.
Haha, proportion is always best, it's like Jordan, she just looks to me like a slut who is just about to fall over carrying that weight. Surely she's going to have back problems sooner or later? Whats the right attitude then?
OMG That is freaking hilarious! I actually LOLd at it never seen that comedian before, I'm going to have to look him up!

[dmz]

(Original post by Penguinsaysquack)
Does it make you want to....





I find you don't need to bother controlling things like that as it is well received

I wanted to put that up but done it twice already lol but yer, but makes me more want to rip her pants of and just pretty much wreck her like go nuts and just freaking lose control

Perhaps but surely not in public

[dmz]

(Original post by clad in armour)
she's jealous because I rejected her advances

Haha i meant with the warning points

[Dilzone]

(Original post by tome27)
I must admit I laughed when I saw that!
I reckon i'm still going to go for it - I really value my own toilet THAT much.

noooooo! it's such a waste of money. i thought you were going for wolfson anyway? also, how much time do you spend on the toilet/in the shower? shared bathrooms are not a hassle at all, AND the money you save could be much better used for drinking purposes. sort out your priorities man!

[emilymay]

(Original post by MizzCupcakes)
It is rewarding, though I found it more important as a realitycheck It is sad to say so but it is true and keeps you in the real world more than the place you are used to since we also deal with rapevictims.
Ok Where do you work then?
Haha true I thought of starting it off easy by doing some sit-ups, push-ups and other exercises in the morning to start of each day Aww too bad, then you must start swimming like the fish you are again

That must be so difficult to do. Good for you for being able to do it I get far too close to people I'd find it so hard I'd just fall apart!
At a hospital as a HCA, but looking for some other jobs because the works not always regular because I'm bank staff.
Haha I will do Will hit the gym first and then get back in the pool

[cuhlowey]

(Original post by dmz)
You sure you don't want to clean your room again? lol

(Original post by clad in armour)
a female friend eh

haha...yess...a female friend...

[clad in armour]

(Original post by dmz)
Haha i meant with the warning points

swearing at more people, sometimes its necessary

how does everyone sit down for hours and hours

oooooooooooouuuucccchhhhhhh

[clad in armour]

(Original post by cuhlowey)
haha...yess...a female friend...

room for one more?

[sarah1991]

(Original post by dmz)
http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/show...postcount=9817

did u forget demi is:

A greek girl who is funny, hot, cool to be around, everyone wants to bang her, but can be a bitch---then gets over it quickly and back 2 normal

A REALLY pretty greek girl. She has a lot of friends and usually her favorite color is purple. She has a dog. She is usually popular with the boys too.

sorry for embarassing u

[Penguinsaysquack]

(Original post by dmz)
I wanted to put that up but done it twice already lol but yer, but makes me more want to rip her pants of and just pretty much wreck her like go nuts and just freaking lose control

Perhaps but surely not in public

That video can never be posted too many times
OK yeah ermm.. that might be going a bit far, and learn to control yourself demi

In clubs in doesn't really matter... ahh Liverpool

[dmz]

(Original post by emilymay)
Seriously I would I reaally realllllly hope you do! Promise to inbox me as soon as you hear? I'm 5ft 5 and a half Tallest female in my family hell yeah! But kinda average to short compared to everyone else I know I will do the butt machine when I next go to the gym.
Haha, proportion is always best, it's like Jordan, she just looks to me like a slut who is just about to fall over carrying that weight. Surely she's going to have back problems sooner or later? Whats the right attitude then?
OMG That is freaking hilarious! I actually LOLd at it never seen that comedian before, I'm going to have to look him up!

haha, i like you already I do to Will do, I'm just over 5'9 and tallest in my family but i'm a midget whenever i go to sport meets etc , athletics ones are the worse cos when i was 15 i'd had 14 year old girls bigger than me.
Yer, hopepully you can make that butt tighter
Haha she looks like a slut? bitch is a slut But yer, with girl's it's never really about size of either things tbh, my ex didn't have big ones either but i loved them cos they like worked well with her figure

Lol, he's american, those black comedians tend to be pretty racist, not like kill other races racist but doing the generalisation thing, still kinda makes me laugh tho

Fast forward the second one to 3.50, assuming you're not a michael jackson fan lol, the end is a lot more funny

[dmz]

Who's making next one cos doc isn't around

[cuhlowey]

(Original post by clad in armour)
room for one more?

hahaha. there's always room for more.

[tome27]

(Original post by Dilzone)
noooooo! it's such a waste of money. i thought you were going for wolfson anyway? also, how much time do you spend on the toilet/in the shower? shared bathrooms are not a hassle at all, AND the money you save could be much better used for drinking purposes. sort out your priorities man!

My debt is going to be £40000 at least. What difference does £1000 make?
I'm incredibly fussy about sharing toilets and having to traipse down corridors for a shower. Just me!

[a moist feeling]

Pointless post to be on last bit of thread

[dmz]

(Original post by Penguinsaysquack)
That video can never be posted too many times
OK yeah ermm.. that might be going a bit far, and learn to control yourself demi

In clubs in doesn't really matter... ahh Liverpool

Haha yer

I do control myself, i just have the urge, lol

(Original post by sarah1991)
did u forget demi is:

A greek girl who is funny, hot, cool to be around, everyone wants to bang her, but can be a bitch---then gets over it quickly and back 2 normal

A REALLY pretty greek girl. She has a lot of friends and usually her favorite color is purple. She has a dog. She is usually popular with the boys too.

sorry for embarassing u

That wasn't the first thing

(Original post by clad in armour)
swearing at more people, sometimes its necessary

how does everyone sit down for hours and hours

oooooooooooouuuucccchhhhhhh

Oh i see, that's justified

[dmz]

I want the 10,000th post

[dmz]

okay?

Good

[a moist feeling]

10000

[Penguinsaysquack]

(Original post by dmz)
Who's making next one cos doc isn't around

Oooo can it be me!

(Original post by dmz)
Haha yer

I do control myself, i just have the urge, lol

That's ok then

I'll link people the new thread when I make it