Fanta: Inexplicably they've removed all the taste, but it's still not suitable for vegetarians (fish oil). What...the...frig. (I'm no vegetarian of course, but still).
Oh, and... Bernard Matthews Golden Drummers.
REALLY shadows of their former selves... they were AWESOME before. Apparently in order to meat (get it, meat? Sigh) regulations they had to also go "all-white meat", change the amazing darker, crunchier crumb coating to a lighter one, and make the drummers themselves smaller (to meet the nutritional threshold "per portion"). Now, they don't even friggin' LOOK like drumsticks. They're like... Golden Blobs.