What's with Kinder Eggs these days!? The chocolate tastes like crap, and the little collectible toy things are awful! I mean, you used to hope for one of the little animals, you know, there'd be like 20 different turtles or lions or whatever-and you were always disappointed when you got one of those DIY cars or something,
but now it's all stickers and stamps with 'hello' in different languages on them. I don't want a language lesson. I want my goddamn animal.