Do 'gay' men get horny when doing a jobby?

Reply 20

Skoji

11

Skoji

Standard reaction to all threads like this.

Reply 21

jimcatinnes

2

Original post by Liam_G

I had to actually search for what the word "jobby" meant :cool:

When gay people defaecate, they tend to do so in a manner similar to straight people. They squeeze, it falls, they wipe, they wash, they leave. The 'jobby' does not fly back up the rectum and have a little tickle on their prostates.

Everyone likes having a nice big poo though, the kind which hurts a little at first but brings great relief afterwards... That's just human nature, and anyone who says otherwise is lying :yep:

I LOL'ed! Which takes a lot!

When I first read it I thought she meant jobby like masturbate, to which I thought, aren't most people horny if they're masturbating...

Reply 22

heyhey922

12

Wh-erm-well-er-thing is- er- um WHAT?

Reply 23

Potiron

17

Original post by jimcatinnes

When I first read it I thought she meant jobby like masturbate, to which I thought, aren't most people horny if they're masturbating...

Sometimes you're just lonely and can't sleep at night :moon:

(edited 13 years ago)

Reply 24

xStaceyy

17

You can always tell the Scottish from the rest XD

Reply 25

Drumzilla

6

i think the question is do gay men get turned on by looking at themselves in the mirror

Reply 26

Singh_2

1

Original post by sbarrie2

Where's Freud when you need him..

I always knew you were gay. Think those tight jeans gave it away.

Reply 27

lareneg

You know that straight guys have prostates too, right?

Reply 28

Arekkusu

16

Original post by Anonymous

gay in exclamation marks because I just meant 'anal enjoying men' I heard the prostate is in the arse.

Anyway i'm a girl and (pee isnt a turn on) but when I am pissing/wiping after a pee I get turned on because there is wetness/sensitiveness on my ****. Is this normal? And is this the same case for prostate-pleasured men?

Thanks and sorry for gross question

Homosexuality isn't about having some sort of hypersensitivity in the *******, and I wouldn't imagine liking anal sex has much to do with how it actually feels either.

All men enjoy having a poo because it does expand the ******* and put pressure on the prostate - most men don't realise this is why though. This is why Freud was so quick to use the terms anal-expulsive and anal-retentive to describe different personality types. He linked it to the parasexual pleasure experienced when having a plop. I imagine women also get a similar sort of pleasure but I'm not sure, since the G-spot is generally on the wrong side of the vaginal wall.

And "exclamation marks", lol.

Reply 29

mandingo666

5

Original post by grape:)

All men have that spot...

Yeh bbz you know it :colone:

The male G-spot is up the jaxie so slamming a turd can give a pleasurable sensation from time to time.

Reply 30

draikzer

16

Dying at the word Jobby.

And just the content of this thread.

Reply 31

Tootles

21

Original post by Anonymous

gay in exclamation marks because I just meant 'anal enjoying men' I heard the prostate is in the arse.

Anyway i'm a girl and (pee isnt a turn on) but when I am pissing/wiping after a pee I get turned on because there is wetness/sensitiveness on my ****. Is this normal? And is this the same case for prostate-pleasured men?

Thanks and sorry for gross question

"!gay!" - ? You mean quotes?

Someone has to learn a bit about anatomy. I'm not gay, but I know enough about the male body -having operated one all my life - to tell you that the sexual nerve centre is the penis. There isn't anything touching it when you defecate.

Also, the prostate can be stimulated by people of all persuasions, so if defecating gives gay men the horn, why wouldn't it give a number of straight men the horn too?

Reply 32

Jenny_Jazz

6

Original post by lareneg

You know that straight guys have prostates too, right?

Lol maybe the OP thinks if men do get turned on by wiping they will just be in denial about it.

Reply 33

Pedrobear

12

Original post by Ape Gone Insane

Poo and pleasure huh? There is a fetish where people actually get off on faeces. Can't remember the name.

Coprophilia.

I uh, think.

yeah

Reply 34

Anonymous #1

OP

Original post by lareneg

You know that straight guys have prostates too, right?

a gay man is more likely to have discovered anal pleasure than a straight man.

Reply 35

Leon Trotsky

3

I'm not sure, but if that's true, it would explain the stereotype of gay men always hanging around toilets. And here I was thinking they were searching out glory holes. :rolleyes:

Reply 36

bethnal_green

This thread is just... wrong!! :confused:

Reply 37

posietoes

This thread is hillarious.

Reply 38

iamnotasealion

10

TSR:

In the future, when we are all successful men and women - experts in our own fields - with degrees, spouses and disconcertingly high salaries...I want us all to remember the day we actively participated in a thread entitled 'do 'gay' men get horny when doing a jobby?'