[Broderss]

Just realised I didn't pay for my shopping, I just walked straight out the store with £30+ worth of food I used a self checkout and don't remember putting my card in and I don't have a receipt

Should I go in tomorrow and speak to the manager? Or should I never return and hope I got away with it?

What will happen if I don't go see them to sort it out?

[ChazSingh]

You sound like such a badass

[andolio]

nothing will happen, you'll just have to live with the guilt for the rest of your life

[Lewroll]

What does your heart tell you?




LOL I'm just bull****ting you, your heart can't tell you anything! Do whatever you think is right, its not your fault the sainsburys self service machine is bloody awful.

[Broderss]

(Original post by ChazSingh)
You sound like such a badass

I am a badman but on this occasion it was accidental.

[CapnHooch]

It's common knowledge that Sainsburys employs people to look through this site for any evidence of crimes like this.
Run.
Run as far as you can and hide yo' kids, and hide yo' wife, cause' they raping everybody out 'ere.

[Broderss]

(Original post by Lewroll)
What does your heart tell you?

LOL I'm just bull****ting you, your heart can't tell you anything! Do whatever you think is right, its not your fault the sainsburys self service machine is bloody awful.

My heart is pretty pissed off because I got rejected today big time. I think I will go to see the manager tomorrow...

[Seasick Steve]

Don't worry, happens all the time. I often forget to pay for things when I leave the shop. I usually speak to the manager when I realise the error of my ways, and he is often forgiving.

[spazman21]

I thought that's what self-checkout machines are for; stealing food and then pretending you didn't know how to use the machine.

But, seriously, don't worry. I do it fairly often.

[Lewroll]

(Original post by Broderss)
My heart is pretty pissed off because I got rejected today big time

You wanna talk about it buddy?

I think I will go to see the manager tomorrow...

Either he will make you pay for the shopping or be so pleased with your honesty that he will let you keep it.

[Broderss]

(Original post by Lewroll)
You wanna talk about it buddy?

I think she's on the blob so she can go **** herself for all I care.

[Delaney]

or he'll phone the police and have you done for theft.

[Fabtastic]

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That self service machine got what it deserved.

[Jimmy McNulty]

If I were you I'd just carry on, nothing will ever come of it, count yourself lucky

You really think a big supermarket will be looking to hunt down someone over £30 of food which you clearly intended to pay for by putting it through a self checkout? Not a chance!

If, by some weird stroke of ultra unlikely bad luck, it ever does get mentioned, just say 'sorry, I thought I'd paid for it'.

But trust me, nothing will come of this, other than you being a lucky devil!

[Alt__x]

I would probably not go back, be wracked with guilt for the rest of my life, not sleep for months, and when I do sleep, have hideous nightmares. I would poop myself everytime I saw a police man, and definitely never go anywhere near the supermarket. Do the right thing: tell them.or regret it.forever.

[Dude Where's My Username]

You didn't steal the food if the barriers didn't go off. I'm pretty sure they go off when unscanned food passes the barrier. I'd chillax personally.

Also plenty more fish in the sea. Don't waste your evening thinking about her

[silent ninja]

Depends if you have any morals as to whether you will go back and pay for it. Most people on TSR don't. They are a cynical bunch.

['James Hunt']

What did you buy?

Please could you list all items so that we can suggest whether your weekly shop theft is worth returning

[Tolth]

I assume at this point they'll dispatch the elite anti-grocery theft ninja team after you.

[Broderss]

(Original post by 'James Hunt')
What did you buy?

Please could you list all items so that we can suggest whether your weekly shop theft is worth returning

carling, wine, banana milkshake, chicken, jaffa cakes, sugar puffs, crisps and a few other things. i guess it was near or over £30 but i don't know for sure because i don't have a receipt.