Crash course in drinking!

You need to get to ULU

Like £2.50 I think. I always get schwasted on it.

Spirits
+ Disaronno and Coke - tastes like Dr Pepper, even in doubles, and fairly strong at 28% ABV
+ Vodka and orange juice - really sweet, and can't taste the vodka (fresh OJ though, not squash)
+ Jagermeister and Monster/Red Bull - good if you don't like Jagerbombs - mix the Jager in with the energy drink, tastes very sweet, and is fairly strong at 35% ABV (almost as strong as vodka)

Cocktails
Woo Woo, Purple Rain, Cheeky V and so on. Buy a pitcher, usually works out cheaper and is the equivalent of two glasses.

Shots
Tequila Rose is a nice one, had it for the first time tonight, and it tastes just like strawberry milkshake!
Jagermeister

If you are drinking vodka, try and stick to the premium brands. Smirnoff, for example, has been triple distilled, and believe me your head will thank you for it in the morning. Even if you get stupidly drunk, it won't usually give you a headache. Cheap brands taste like crap, and will guarantee you a lovely hangover!

I work in a pub by the way, just thought I would mention that so I don't sound like a crazy alcoholic, quoting ABV's and stuff!

I'm not planning on getting absolutely smashed out of my face so I cant walk lol but I do want to "keep up" with the others. Woo woo is that like smirnoff ice and stuff?

I can drink those all day long lol but I think ill have a few magners and then just drink vodka redbulls all night :/

Woo woo is vodka, peach snaps and cranberry juice

how can you drink double vodkas but not want to taste alcohol?

Seriously, this.
15% and tastes like cherryade omnomnom.