So who here has ACTUALLY HAD a fling/kiss/sex with a teacher/tutor/lecturer?

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anyone arguing about grammar-

you're all cocks.

Lets be honest. Even those not arguing about grammar are still awake at 1:30 AM in half term on a student forum. It's hardly a win for anyone is it?

Reply 61

rhinger

I sort of have a thing going on, but she's a 27-year old educational assistant at the school training to be a future teacher, so I'm not sure if she counts.

Reply 62

Economister

Original post by U.S Lecce

Nope definitely idiocy:

id·i·o·cy : –noun, plural -cies.
1. utterly senseless or foolish behavior; a stupid or foolish act, statement, etc.

see :wink:

That is indeed a rather appropriate way to describe you, yes.

Reply 63

Beadle's About

Mods, can you tell these lot to stop hijacking my thread with all this grammar talk and instead stick to the original topic of the thread. Could you issue people with a warning, cheers.

Reply 64

Olliee

I heard that sex will make me pregnant and die, so I tend to refrain from it. I extrapolated this information to inform myself (yes, I'm good like that) that even thinking of sexual intercourse will make my brain pregnant, and the whole cycle starts again..

Reply 65

member398873

Original post by S129439

Lets be honest. Even those not arguing about grammar are still awake at 1:30 AM in half term on a student forum. It's hardly a win for anyone is it?

I have to stay up all night on Fridays, otherwise I won't get up for work at 5 :frown:

it's certainly not a win, no!

Reply 66

Economister

Original post by Beadle's About

Mods, can you tell these lot to stop hijacking my thread with all this grammar talk and instead stick to the original topic of the thread. Could you issue people with a warning, cheers.

Mate, I think the OP can defend herself without your input.

Secondly: *grammer

Thirdly: Back to the OP's topic... No I haven't

Reply 67

The Patriot

Original post by U.S Lecce

Nope definitely idiocy:

id·i·o·cy : –noun, plural -cies.
1. utterly senseless or foolish behavior; a stupid or foolish act, statement, etc.

see :wink:

Troll

tr·o·ll -noun act -ling
1. Statement(s) made to bait a reader into a reaction.

(I fear we have been trolled excellently)

Reply 68

d0wnload

Original post by Economister

*your

As much as I want to hear sex stories, I believe the original poster you are correcting was correct. You're = You are. Therefore, 'You are all cocks' is correct.

BUT! BACK TO SEX STORIESSSSSSSSSSSSSS, the more graphic the better.

Reply 69

U.S Lecce

Original post by S129439

Troll

tr·o·ll -noun act -ling
1. Statement(s) made to bait a reader into a reaction.

(I fear we have been trolled excellently)

Lol no it's only a troll if he started out trolling. In this case he didn't, in this case he tried to be smart by correcting someones grammar but failed and is now trying to make a troll to make it look like his isn't a total idiot. It's not working.

Reply 70

The Patriot

Original post by lechaton-x

I have to stay up all night on Fridays, otherwise I won't get up for work at 5 :frown:

it's certainly not a win, no!

Gutted :/ at least you have a job! I'm desperate :frown:

Original post by Beadle's About

Mods, can you tell these lot to stop hijacking my thread with all this grammar talk and instead stick to the original topic of the thread. Could you issue people with a warning, cheers.

Sincere apologies, that got out of hand quickly :/

Anyway, back to your question. I once heard about a boy from a school near mine who apparently got a handjob off his maths teacher (a woman) :/ However how true this is I don't know. You know how gossip works.

Anyhow, I imagine the amount of times this has actually happened is very minimal. Firstly, spotty teens, secondly the age gap, thirdly the opportunities for something to happen would be scarce and finally the risk posed to someones professional career and criminal record would be enough to put 99% of people off. Besides, how many teachers are there you would want it with?

Reply 71

The Patriot

Original post by U.S Lecce

Or this. Lol

Reply 72

Munchies-YumYum

Original post by lechaton-x

anyone arguing about grammar-

you're all cocks.

its js a joke bbe

Reply 73

Deema

girl I used to know gave regular hand jobs/ blow jobs to our history teacher during GCSE. he used to "have words" with her in his office where you could basically hear them sucking each others faces off. Anyway he was married, she told too many people like it was some big accomplishment and when the police were called in it turned out he had child porn as well as loads of "saucy" pictures and texts from the girl. He's in jail now, she dropped out of school because she thought people were talking about her when really no one cared except that a half decent teacher had to leave the school! stupid hoe

Reply 74

The Patriot

Original post by Deema

For some reason, that bit in bold made me full-on LOL!

Reply 75

Arteta

I have slept with a teacher, she was about 40 and a definite MILF.
She wasn't my teacher though.

I wish I could have slept with one of my teachers at school; that would have been amazing.

Reply 76

Anonymous #2

Yes, I was walking into that familiar classroom. Dr Cltoras, the biology teacher was going over some sex educations in class. She was a beautiful woman beneath that wrinkled and aged exterior. Someone just had to show her how truly beautiful she was (beneath that hideous exterior).

"Dick Normous, she cried out. YOu are falling asleep in my lesson!
You will see me after class"

But teacher, I was dreaming about sex, which is completely relevant to the lesson!
The class burst out into laughter.

But then someone replied,
"But not with DR Clitoras. Her vanny has cobwebs. LMAO COBWEBS"

DR Cltoras began to cry," I used to have a prolific sex life you know, just like you sexed up teens" "There was a time i didn't only teach sex edu to children but practiced it (but not to children)"
"Boooohooooohoooo"

"boooohoooooohooooohooo" she wailed, like the huge whale she was.

"Hey, you guys leave Cltoras alone," I exclaimed "She may be as ugly and wrinkled as a naked mole rat, but very very very very deep down there is a beautiful woman, I think"

I Left the class in a rush of emotions.

.....

That afternoon I turned up to Cltoras's office for punishment
"Dick Normous, you can go, don't worry about me. " she said as I entered the room.
"I've still got one assignment left" I remarked.
"Let me open your pencil case"
I got down on one knees and unzipped the pencil case
"Dick, you dont have to, just go"
"No and I began to search through the leathery pencil case my fingers tenderly caressing the exterior"
"But Man, that pencil case was as tough as an elephants hide. And it was true She did have cobwebs down there."
But my mum always said, the best way to clean up cobwebs was to use a damp sponge. But all I had was my mouth and tongue, so I had to lick em wet, and lick em wet I did.
The pencil case had a very funny taste- sort of like cheeese when it has gone old and mouldy.

" What are you doing Dick, I've never seen anything like that, IT feels so....soo....so"

"goooood"
"Hmm my husband's not going to be too pleased Dick"

I stopped, "you have a husband!!!!!! " I exclaimed.
"I suppose you didn't know I kept a few skeletons in my closet"
What!!!
" No literally I keep his skeleton in my closet, Dick, he died almost 30 years ago"
"and please do continue your assignment, Dick"

Then I whipped it out, had to live up to my name after all. She was so surprised and pleased with my assignment, she died.

Some at my school say when the wind howls loud enough, on a dark night, you can still hear her gasps of surprise and pleasure. She died satisfied.