The worst food moments in life.

From foie gras and Château Pétrus to beans on toast and Happy Shopper cola.

Announcements Posted on
TSR launches Learn Together! - Our new subscription to help improve your learning 16-05-2013
Sign in to Reply
  1. MelissaJayne's Avatar
    • TSR Demigod
    • Location: Essex
    • Posts: 5,254
    The worst food moments in life.
    We all have those times, when we just think..this has to be the worst thing in life. This can be related to food and drink too. I can think of two, for me.

    1. Opening a yoghurt put lid and it splatting all over your face and top, infront of people.
    2. Saving the best part of your dinner/snack for last and then it falls on the floor so you can't eat it anyway, and after ALL THAT WAITINGGGGGGGG...ah

    FML.
    Last edited by MelissaJayne; 04-03-2011 at 23:02.
  2. Mechie's Avatar
    • TSR Demigod
    • Posts: 6,526
    Re: The worst food moments in life.
    I thought this would be by TotoMimo :erm:
  3. screenager2004's Avatar
    • SociLOLogist
    • Location: Tokyo
    Re: The worst food moments in life.
    Biting into a cardamom seed whilst eating a curry.... argh
  4. coni's Avatar
    • Peer Of The TSR Realm
    • Location: manchester
    • Posts: 1,611
    Re: The worst food moments in life.
    Finishing one slice of toast then noticing the second has mold on it.
  5. MelissaJayne's Avatar
    • TSR Demigod
    • Location: Essex
    • Posts: 5,254
    Re: The worst food moments in life.
    (Original post by davidmarsh01)
    I thought this would be by TotoMimo :erm:
    I'm sorry to let you down I'm sure he'd have soon come up with this one had I not.

    3. Forgetting to remove a star anise from a dish and then trying to eat it.
    4. The chocolate centre of your Feast Ice Cream snapping off
    5. Finding a distinct LACK of chocolate at the tip of your cornetto

    There are so many...
  6. ktlaurenroe's Avatar
    • Overlord in Training
    Re: The worst food moments in life.
    Making a cup of tea, then seeing weird white flecks in it. Figure the cup wasn't cleaned properly, re-make cup of tea. Same thing happens. Check the milk - it's off.............

    I have never been so disappointed.
  7. TotoMimo's Avatar
    • TSR Idol
    • Posts: 9,346
    Re: The worst food moments in life.
    Biting into a Kit Kat to realise it's solid.

    Delving your spoon expectantly into a Chocolate Fondant only to realise it's overcooked, and the gooey centre is solid sponge.

    Cutting a chicken kiev in half, expecting the cascade of delicious golden greasy elixir, and realising the garlic butter has evaporated due to overcooking.
  8. JupiterSunshine's Avatar
    • Exalted Member
    • Posts: 282
    Re: The worst food moments in life.
    (Original post by TotoMimo)
    Biting into a Kit Kat to realise it's solid.
    I love when this happens!!! :danceboy:


    Mine...........once my mother made what I thought was mashed potato with carrot, turns out it was swede with carrot, and my evening was ruined :sad:
  9. play_fetch's Avatar
    • Adored and Respected Member
    • Posts: 443
    Re: The worst food moments in life.
    When you bake something but it turns out wrong.. and no one else eats it but you do to try and convince them its good.

    Or when you drop yoghurt on the floor.. in front of everyone.. and then they all expect you to pick it up so you do so embarrassingly..

    Or when you drop something nice on the floor that you know is still edible but because you're in front of loads of people you can't pick it up off the floor and eat it..
  10. jlebb's Avatar
    • Junior Member
    • Location: Southampton
    • Posts: 63
    Re: The worst food moments in life.
    Thinking you have one more biscuit left to eat, but when you reach down to get it, its not there as you've actually eaten it without realising - devastating.
  11. whyumadtho's Avatar
    • TSR Demigod
    Re: The worst food moments in life.
    When you're about to put something in your mouth and it drops/is knocked out of your hand, especially if it is the last one.
    Last edited by whyumadtho; 05-03-2011 at 00:55.
  12. whyumadtho's Avatar
    • TSR Demigod
    Re: The worst food moments in life.
    (Original post by jlebb)
    Thinking you have one more biscuit left to eat, but when you reach down to get it, its not there as you've actually eaten it without realising - devastating.
    This. Or when you see a packet that looks like it has something inside, only to find it's empty.
  13. screenager2004's Avatar
    • SociLOLogist
    • Location: Tokyo
    Re: The worst food moments in life.
    OMG! this has only happened to me once, but:

    Buying a can of fizzy drink on a hot summer's day, and when you go to pop the ringpull... it is miraculously flat inside....
  14. MelissaJayne's Avatar
    • TSR Demigod
    • Location: Essex
    • Posts: 5,254
    Re: The worst food moments in life.
    Biting into a toastie or bean and cheese melt only for the filling to fall out of the other end.
  15. kristinaalovesu's Avatar
    • TSR Demigod
    • Location: California
    • Posts: 5,160
    Re: The worst food moments in life.
    Spaghetti droppings when you're in a restaurant. I think I need a bib everytime I'm going to eat spaghetti. :p:


    Bought myself a LAYS POTATO CHIPS and the bag was bloated like I literally thought there was lots of chips inside, then when I opened it, it was full of air and there's not really that much potato chips inside. I'm like :nooo:
    Last edited by kristinaalovesu; 05-03-2011 at 06:39.
  16. Fusion's Avatar
    • TSR Legend
    • Location: Bruges (It's in Belgium)
    Re: The worst food moments in life.
    You know the chocolate bit at the bottom of a Cornetto? Well. sometimes if you unravel the wrapper too quickly it can break off and get thrown away with the wrapper. So you gotta be focussed.
  17. Bella Occhi's Avatar
    • Overlord in Training
    • Location: Herts/Leeds
    Re: The worst food moments in life.
    Biting into a garlic clove. :zomg:

    Anything involving spaghetti :p: By that I don't mean eating spaghetti, I mean when you slurp spaghetti and it whips you in the face or something.
    Last edited by Bella Occhi; 19-07-2011 at 09:30.
  18. Interpretation's Avatar
    • Exalted Member
    Re: The worst food moments in life.
    This happens way too often:

    Opening the fridge and finding nothing edible inside.

    Even worse is when this repeats every 5 minutes.
  19. aarora's Avatar
    • Peer Of The TSR Realm
    • Location: London
    • Posts: 1,638
    Re: The worst food moments in life.
    When your dipping your biscuit into tea and it falls in
  20. miss_sporty's Avatar
    • Adored and Respected Member
    • Location: Cardiff
    • Posts: 594
    Re: The worst food moments in life.
    making a cup of tea not realising the milk was off and gave it to my friend she quickly went to be sick in my toilet :L
Sign in to Reply
Share this discussion:  
Useful resources
Article updates
Moderators

We have a brilliant team of more than 60 volunteers looking after discussions on The Student Room, helping to make it a fun, safe and useful place to hang out.

Reputation gems:
The Reputation gems seen here indicate how well reputed the user is, red gem indicate negative reputation and green indicates a good rep.
Post rating score:
These scores show if a post has been positively or negatively rated by our members.