my worst food moments are sickening thoughts!
First time i had 8 hot-dogs with ketchup...
Last episode lots and lots of maccheroni with cheese
Well they both ended with me going into my mums bedroom at night, tell my mum "hey, i'm gonna throw up" and then explode right on her bedside without reaching the bathroom...
what a stupid kid i am!
(Original post by TotoMimo)
Oh yeah, opening up a packet of Rich Tea Biscuits only to have to go about ten down the packet because the preceding ones have broken into Rich Tea Dust.
HOW DID YOU GET LIKE THAT. I WAS SO CAREFUL GETTING YOU HOME.
I swear the supermarkets employ people to jump up and down on the biscuit packets
Just thought of another worst food moment, carrying in my lovely plate of spaghetti bolognese and bending down to pick a fork up, not realising I'm holding the plate at an angle and then watching in horror as the entire plateful slides off onto the floor
(Original post by ktlaurenroe)
Making a cup of tea, then seeing weird white flecks in it. Figure the cup wasn't cleaned properly, re-make cup of tea. Same thing happens. Check the milk - it's off.............
(Original post by clo-clo1)
Its just not as exciting though nor is it the same, a kit kat chunky solid is about ten times more solid chocolate than a yorkie.
Besides last time I bought a yorkie the self service machine broke the second I scanned it in.
s'cause the self service machine knows that yorkies aren't for girls
When you have made a pizza, put it on a plate only to then trip on the rug and catapult the pizza into a wall where it then slides down completely ruined, leaving a huuuuuge tomatoey pizza sauce stain that won't come off and you have to explain it to your parents.
"Why is there blood on the walls?"
"Why was that your first assumption?!?!"
In primary school, I got a jacket potato for school dinner. I should have been suspicious when the lady took it out the tray, 'cause it was already open and they usually have to cut it open for you. Not this time.
I looked in it when I got back to my table and there was something in it that exactly resembled a mouse crap in shape, colour and size.
A few days previously we were told that there had been some rats near the school kitchens.
(Original post by BenjyK)
When you deny sauce on your chips in the shop, rush home so the chips dont get cold, open the fridge then realise that someones finished the last of the ketchup
You then proceed to search for any remaining slithers of ketchup on the inside of the bottle, wondering what the hell has happened to your life...
Even worse you make noodles, they are plain and ready to be covered in sweet chilli sauce, you open the fridge to discover its not there and you find out someone dropped it on the floor and failed to inform you. argh.
1) Poor quality hot chocolate and you're stuck with LOADS of dry paste at the bottom of the mug. Bleurgh.
2) Going in for the chocolate cookie then realising its raisin :'( Nothing against raisin cookies but damn I'd got my hopes up!
3) My sister cooked a pizza once without taking the plastic bottom off. It melted on to the pizza and DAMN that tasted bad. (we didn't notice until trying it )
4) Being offered a Celebration/Quality street/Roses and there are only your least favourite ones left.
5) Buying a sausage roll from a fancy pastry shop in france and finding out it has an actual cheapy hot dog sausage in it. Uber let down.
Also most choices from buffets are misleading and let downs.