Keira Knightley went to my primary and secondary schools. Not sure why I care, I hate the cow...
Plus, I'm about two hundred metres away from Benny Hill's last place of residence.
PLUS, I come from the same town that Noel Coward was born in.
PLUSSSSSSSS, I know the drummer from a band.It was a popular band, I just can't remember the name off the top of my head. Might have been The Who.
I barely know the guy, but I still get an erection every time he nods at me.