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One day Jethro said to his wife "put your coat on", she said "why? are we going out?", he said "no, I am and I want to turn the heating off"
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One day, this guy came around collecting for a swimming pool, so I gave him two buckets of water
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One day, this guy came around collecting for a swimming pool, so I gave him two buckets of water
sayed_samed
in vietnam, they are not going to hang christmas decorations, they are going to hang glitter!
whats yellow and plugged into a 13amp plug? george best!
A doctor came up to best and said" i have good news and bad news?"
best replies "can i have the bad news first?"
doctor replies "you have 1 hour to live but the good news is its happy hour!"
(the nurse at the residential home i volunteer told me these 2 jokes) please dont neg rep me!
RIP G. Best, a great footy star we be remember!
whats yellow and plugged into a 13amp plug? george best!
A doctor came up to best and said" i have good news and bad news?"
best replies "can i have the bad news first?"
doctor replies "you have 1 hour to live but the good news is its happy hour!"
(the nurse at the residential home i volunteer told me these 2 jokes) please dont neg rep me!
RIP G. Best, a great footy star we be remember!
omg thats terrible, funny but terrible
Everytime someone comes up to me and says "abbi titmus" i feel like saying "and a happy new year"!!! lmao
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There was a box of eggs.
The box of 6 eggs were dropped on the floor
There were only 3 eggs which survived the impact
One of the eggs turned around and said, "Jesus that was lucky, theres only 3 of us left!!!"
One of the eggs turns around and says, "What a talking egg!!!???"
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There was a box of eggs.
The box of 6 eggs were dropped on the floor
There were only 3 eggs which survived the impact
One of the eggs turned around and said, "Jesus that was lucky, theres only 3 of us left!!!"
One of the eggs turns around and says, "What a talking egg!!!???"
One day, Jethro came back after going out, and his wife said to him "I've looked in your safe"
and he said "I told you never to do that",
and she said " well I did, and the £20000 I can understand, but what are the 6 eggs for?"
Jethro said "Well, I'll be honest with you, whenever I have sex with somebody elses wife, I put an egg in the safe"
His wife said "Well, 6 eggs after 25 years, thats not that bad"
Jethro said "Well, here's the other part, whenever I make a dozen eggs, I sell them, and thats where the money comes from"
and he said "I told you never to do that",
and she said " well I did, and the £20000 I can understand, but what are the 6 eggs for?"
Jethro said "Well, I'll be honest with you, whenever I have sex with somebody elses wife, I put an egg in the safe"
His wife said "Well, 6 eggs after 25 years, thats not that bad"
Jethro said "Well, here's the other part, whenever I make a dozen eggs, I sell them, and thats where the money comes from"
remindmeagain
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.
(Voted the top joke in Belgium by LaughLab - I still like it though
)
http://www.laughlab.co.uk/topByCountry.html
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.
(Voted the top joke in Belgium by LaughLab - I still like it though
)http://www.laughlab.co.uk/topByCountry.html
Heard it before, but i love that joke. I have no idea why, but it gets me every time.
- My dog's got no nose
~ How does he smell?
- Awful
Two peanuts were walking own the street, one was assaulted
How does Good King Wencelas like his pizza?
Deep pan crisp and even
~ How does he smell?
- Awful
Two peanuts were walking own the street, one was assaulted
How does Good King Wencelas like his pizza?
Deep pan crisp and even
Whats brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung!!
Dung!!
James T
Its a really cold day and in a back garden there is a banana and an apple tree.
the banana tree turns round to the apple tree and says,
"BRRRR ITS COLD AINT IT!!!"
The apple tree turned round and said,
"WHAT!!!???
A TALKING BANANA!!!!???
the banana tree turns round to the apple tree and says,
"BRRRR ITS COLD AINT IT!!!"
The apple tree turned round and said,
"WHAT!!!???
A TALKING BANANA!!!!??? Im laughing at this joke in a way that ive never done it before, NICE!!Bananas don't grow on trees.
Gio
oh they do, my dad's got a banana tree at his working place, n there were bananas growing on tree, about 15 feet tall from the ground
Oh I beg your pardon, if it's tall, it must be a tree.
Bananas are classified as herbs you ignorami. Better either keep quiet or look it up before hand next time in order to avoid embarrassment.
no he is correct, 'ignoramus' is the pluraly of 'ignoramus'. But I used it for its close-sounding to 'ignoring me', which pleased me.
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