JP morgan Schools Programme 2011

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  1. Fires's Avatar
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    Re: JP morgan Schools Programme 2011
    (Original post by Astronomical)
    It was good, well worth going. And you don't really need to know anything to be honest, as they just assume no knowledge and explain anything technical they mention. We got a "jargon buster" which had explanations in too. If anything, I think knowing what bonds, equities, derivatives would have been useful!

    I suppose it wouldn't hurt to have a feint idea about the area you'd like to go into though, so you can ask some good questions to the people that are actually working in that area - although you can almost guarantee somebody else will ask the same question anyway.
    Yeah, crumbs, I mean who needs knowledge when you are making easy money all day at the JP Morgan cash tills with the help of an Oxbridge degree which you also didn't work terribly hard for?

    Some of you may be interested to know that JPM is actually insolvent as it has vast undisclosed off-balance sheet debts on the multi-trillion $ CDO and CDS markets, not mention a vast and completely exposed Silver short position and staggeringly unlikely ability to collect on all those US government bonds. Oh dear.
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    Re: JP morgan Schools Programme 2011
    (Original post by Fires)
    Yeah, crumbs, I mean who needs knowledge when you are making easy money all day at the JP Morgan cash tills with the help of an Oxbridge degree which you also didn't work terribly hard for?

    Some of you may be interested to know that JPM is actually insolvent as it has vast undisclosed off-balance sheet debts on the multi-trillion $ CDO and CDS markets, not mention a vast and completely exposed Silver short position and staggeringly unlikely ability to collect on all those US government bonds. Oh dear.
    Cool story bro.
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    Re: JP morgan Schools Programme 2011
    What dates was this course in 2011?
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