And then what? Sleeping with a hole for hire isnt going to turn around your success with women, if they ever find out it will most likely make it worse. Get your lazy ass in a gym, look after yourself, make your life fulfilling and attractive and work for what you want.
I am 27 and I am virgin and happy about it. I have very good looks and I know I can attract many girls. However, I waited for the right girl and now we are engaged and happy. That's how it should work IMO. Urghhh Arabic culture
1. get to a gym asap
2. stand up straight
3. eat well/drink less/drink lots of water
4. get a good facial regime if you have bad skin
dont expect to go out and meet a nice girl in a club, cos it is all about looks and cheap thrills.
Join some clubs/societies, get a hobbie that will attract girls like rugby ( that way you could say your face is messed up due to a rugby related incident lol) or play the drums in a band or something that just shows you are passionate about something and don't just sit on your arse feeling sorry for yourself playing COD all day.
Concentrate on you and being happy with yourself, only then can you start even thinking about gilrs and relationships.
having sex with a prostitute isnt going to transform you into some sex god.
p.s you can tell your quite witty from your post. girls like funny boys, making her laugh is important. I have hot girlfriends who go out with unattractive guys who are funny or really nice or really talented at something.
good luck. and don't put yourslef down so much, looks arent everything.