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My male rabbit is VERY horny atm...

Okay it's starting to annoying me, he keeps humping my arms and legs, and whenever I walk away from him he runs after me. I climb on chairs and he tries to follow me :K:

He doesnt do this to anyone else, just me. He ignores my mum dad siblings but is constantly trying it on with me.

He was never uh castrated? is that what they call it? We really wish we had him done when he was younger, but now he is 8 we're worried an opperation could over stress him and kill him.
But I don't know how to stop him, its really annoying. I cant just let him hump me because then he makes a mess on my clothes, if you know what I mean.

Does anyone have any advice? He does this every year and now I'm sick of it.

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Original post by Wulf chan
Okay it's starting to annoying me, he keeps humping my arms and legs, and whenever I walk away from him he runs after me. I climb on chairs and he tries to follow me :K:

He doesnt do this to anyone else, just me. He ignores my mum dad siblings but is constantly trying it on with me.

He was never uh castrated? is that what they call it? We really wish we had him done when he was younger, but now he is 8 we're worried an opperation could over stress him and kill him.
But I don't know how to stop him, its really annoying. I cant just let him hump me because then he makes a mess on my clothes, if you know what I mean.

Does anyone have any advice? He does this every year and now I'm sick of it.


Ewww :frown:

I think the only solution is to find him a lady rabbit. :holmes:
Reply 2
Is this a troll thread? I cant even tell.
I think it's fairly obvious that you need to just break the news to him straight that you aren't interested in a relationship, sexual or otherwise. You value your friendship but just don't see him that way.
Reply 4
Maybe he just wants to make babies?
Reply 5
Get him into porn
Reply 6
Original post by Wulf chan

But I don't know how to stop him, its really annoying. I cant just let him hump me because then he makes a mess on my clothes, if you know what I mean.


Dude :sigh:

Does anyone have any advice? He does this every year and now I'm sick of it.


So you've had your clothes spunked on by a rabbit for the past seven years or so? :rofl:
Reply 7
Original post by G550NDH
Get him into porn


Beastiality, it pays :colonhash:
Reply 8
He showing his dominance over you. And it's working.
8 years is quite a long life for a rabbit really.. Suprised the horniness hasn't given it a heart attack yet.. Go to your vets for advice?
Original post by insignificant
8 years is quite a long life for a rabbit really.. Suprised the horniness hasn't given it a heart attack yet.. Go to your vets for advice?


"Hello doctor, my rabbit has the horn for me". Brings whole new meanings to the term "rampant rabbit" tbh :toofunny:

I've been on this website for nearly five years (:sigh:) but I haven't encountered a thread as lulzy as this in a long time :awesome:
Original post by Democracy
"Hello doctor, my rabbit has the horn for me". Brings whole new meanings to the term "rampant rabbit" tbh :toofunny:

I've been on this website for nearly five years (:sigh:) but I haven't encountered a thread as lulzy as this in a long time :awesome:


I'm never one for not saying what I think so knowing me I probably would say that!
Friend zone him.
Reply 13
I had two male rabbits and they were like this all the time..to each other!
Reply 14
Original post by Wulf chan


Does anyone have any advice? He does this every year and now I'm sick of it.


Buy him a fluffy inanimate friend :tongue:
Original post by Democracy
"Hello doctor, my rabbit has the horn for me". Brings whole new meanings to the term "rampant rabbit" tbh :toofunny:

I've been on this website for nearly five years (:sigh:) but I haven't encountered a thread as lulzy as this in a long time :awesome:


LOL This got me cracking... "has the horn for me"....

OP perhaps he finds your rabbit teeth attractive :sogood: ?
Reply 16
Original post by Lantana
Buy him a fluffy inanimate friend :tongue:



I did this for my girl rabbit when she started trying to make a nest for babies etc even after she'd been spayed :biggrin: it did actually work and she became very attached and maternal towards her fluffy inanimate friend!

May be worth a go OP!
Reply 17
Original post by ApplePi
I did this for my girl rabbit when she started trying to make a nest for babies etc even after she'd been spayed :biggrin: it did actually work and she became very attached and maternal towards her fluffy inanimate friend!

May be worth a go OP!


:yes: My male rabbit has a 'wife' that that is a rabbit shaped slipper which used to be my sister's :lol:
rabbit stew, i think is the only thing to do...
Original post by AquaDrops
I had two male rabbits and they were like this all the time..to each other!


Gay much. :cool:

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