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  1. tropicalseas's Avatar
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    If i lived in medieval Britain, I'd of liked to be hanged
    In some parts of the world hanging is still carried out but not in Britain. If i lived in medieval times in Britain I would rather commit a petty crime( rob an apple) and be hanged than endure a lifetime of a torture culture and gruesome executions.:danceboy:
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    Re: If i lived in medieval Britain, I'd of liked to be hanged
    hangings can go quite badly wrong if they get the length of rope long. sometimes the neck doesn't break and you'd be left there slowly suffocating for quite a while. sometimes the ropes too long and your head flies off your body.

    but yes, if its between being tortured for life or dying... dying is probably the best bet. guillotine would be my preferred choice though
    Last edited by didgeridoo12uk; 19-04-2011 at 10:30.
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    Re: If i lived in medieval Britain, I'd of liked to be hanged


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  4. Dogatonic's Avatar
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    Re: If i lived in medieval Britain, I'd of liked to be hanged
    I'd rather not steal the apple in the first place.
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    Re: If i lived in medieval Britain, I'd of liked to be hanged
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    3:30
    Why did I just watch that? :shock:
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    Re: If i lived in medieval Britain, I'd of liked to be hanged
    People in medieval times were not constantly tortured. Most just tried to get on with their life as best as possible. I can't really see why being hanged would be preferable.
    Last edited by Achilles91; 19-04-2011 at 10:39.
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    Re: If i lived in medieval Britain, I'd of liked to be hanged
    Um, ok then. Personally, I like life, but each to their own.
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    Re: If i lived in medieval Britain, I'd of liked to be hanged
    (Original post by didgeridoo12uk)
    hangings can go quite badly wrong if they get the length of rope long. sometimes the neck doesn't break and you'd be left there slowly suffocating for quite a while. sometimes the ropes too long and your head flies off your body.

    but yes, if its between being tortured for life or dying... dying is probably the best bet. guillotine would be my preferred choice though
    You would pass out before you suffocate. The rope blocks the main vein in the neck so you would black out within 10-15 seconds.
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    Re: If i lived in medieval Britain, I'd of liked to be hanged
    I agree for your appalling grammar, I'd HAVE liked to be hanged not of
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    Re: If i lived in medieval Britain, I'd of liked to be hanged
    "As well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb"
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    Re: If i lived in medieval Britain, I'd of liked to be hanged
    "If I lived in medieval Britain, I'd have liked to be hanged"

    If you deserve to be hanged for anything, it's bad grammar.
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    Re: If i lived in medieval Britain, I'd of liked to be hanged
    If you knew of nothing other than your existance in medieval Britan then you wouldn't think that is a horrible existence, you'd just think it was normal.
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    Re: If i lived in medieval Britain, I'd of liked to be hanged
    (Original post by charcharchar)
    I agree for your appalling grammar, I'd HAVE liked to be hanged not of
    I fear you don't realise how few people actually give a ****.
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    Re: If i lived in medieval Britain, I'd of liked to be hanged
    (Original post by tropicalseas)
    endure a lifetime of a torture culture and gruesome executions.:danceboy:
    Like reading the Guardian and News of the World?
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    Re: If i lived in medieval Britain, I'd of liked to be hanged
    (Original post by tieyourmotherdown)
    "If I lived in medieval Britain, I'd have liked to be hanged"

    If you deserve to be hanged for anything, it's bad grammar.
    oh. there are some grammar nazis around.
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    Re: If i lived in medieval Britain, I'd of liked to be hanged
    Since this is a STUDENT's forum...

    I would imagine that most if not all of us would be hanged for "heresy" by the Church (radical views and the Earth revolving around the sun... gosh...).
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    Re: If i lived in medieval Britain, I'd of liked to be hanged
    (Original post by Reminisce)
    Since this is a STUDENT's forum...

    I would imagine that most if not all of us would be hanged for "heresy" by the Church (radical views and the Earth revolving around the sun... gosh...).
    "In the name of His Majesty the King you have been found guilty of trolling the internets. You will be taken from hence to such a place whence you will be hanged by the neck until you are dead. Consequences will never be the same LOL. God Save The King."
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    Re: If i lived in medieval Britain, I'd of liked to be hanged
    Anyway wasn't hanging what the commoners got?

    The noble way to die in medieval times was to be beheaded. Although if you spoke against the Popes your soul had to be cleansed by flame.
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    Re: If i lived in medieval Britain, I'd of liked to be hanged
    (Original post by tieyourmotherdown)
    "If I lived in medieval Britain, I'd have liked to be hanged"

    If you deserve to be hanged for anything, it's bad grammar.
    You do know that no one gives a ****?
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    Re: If i lived in medieval Britain, I'd of liked to be hanged
    (Original post by john_john)
    If you knew of nothing other than your existance in medieval Britan then you wouldn't think that is a horrible existence, you'd just think it was normal.
    Yehh exactly, I'm sure there will be people hundreds of years in the future saying "eww people in the 21st century lived such a miserable existence, I'd have wanted to commit mass murder and get the electric chair!" ...it's just silly, cause we just wouldn't.
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