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    The Second coming of Christ has already happened.
    The second coming of Christ is prophecised to be a catasrophic, apocalyptic, world changing event. Many chronological predictions point to the 20th + 21st century. Now what major catastrophic events have happened in the past century... a war maybe?

    Jesus was betrayed by the Jews and nailed to a cross. Now if I were Jesus I'd be pretty angry. Let me think, historical figures who really hated Jews...

    Yes that's right, Hitler. It makes perfect sense. He used his divine abilities, mind control, to get into political power and command his armies to exterminate almost every person on the planet. Well, that was the plan, good thing we stopped him, but he still killed over 10 million people, 6 million of which were Jews. Revenge I guess you could say.

    Thoughts on this theory?
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    lol
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    oh dear
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    So you're saying Hitler was Jesus? Good luck with that.
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    :rofl:
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    What the **** are you smoking...

    Where can I get some?
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    Jesus was a Jew, so why would he want to come back and kill millions of them?
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    It is inevitable that this thread would eventually exist :rofl:
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    lolllllllllllll
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    On Easter Sunday? Stay classy, OP!
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    Troll diversity at it's finest... You're 'theory' is slightly absurd. Hitler did what he did because he was Hitler.
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    Am I the only one that thinks this actually makes perfect sense?
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    This is the most I've laughed all week, I can't breathe.

    My mum just came in as she heard me squeak.


    THANK YOU!
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    this is going to be provocative...
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    Re: The Second coming of Christ has already happened.
    (Original post by iamthedog33)
    The second coming of Christ is prophecised to be a catasrophic, apocalyptic, world changing event. Many chronological predictions point to the 20th + 21st century. Now what major catastrophic events have happened in the past century... a war maybe?

    Jesus was betrayed by the Jews and nailed to a cross. Now if I were Jesus I'd be pretty angry. Let me think, historical figures who really hated Jews...

    Yes that's right, Hitler. It makes perfect sense. He used his divine abilities, mind control, to get into political power and command his armies to exterminate almost every person on the planet. Well, that was the plan, good thing we stopped him, but he still killed over 10 million people, 6 million of which were Jews. Revenge I guess you could say.

    Thoughts on this theory?
    I like the 'Hitler was Jesus' theory ... but you forget that WWII was not 'apocalyptic'.
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    (Original post by INeedToLoseWeight)
    Am I the only one that thinks this actually makes perfect sense?
    Says the one who thinks she graduated Hogwarts




    I joke.
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    (Original post by tigermoth99)
    Jesus was a Jew, so why would he want to come back and kill millions of them?
    they (in his day anyway) chose him to die :/ but modern jews, they're effectively not the same Jews as the ones in his day...

    Either way, Jesus doesn't kill people
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    Hitler Jesus?

    Love it! Makes sense aswell, when you look back at the sort of thing God did in the Old Testament. Jesus was the Hippie son, but he's turned into his Dad after that awkward cross-nailing incident.
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    (Original post by iamthedog33)
    The second coming of Christ is prophecised to be a catasrophic, apocalyptic, world changing event. Many chronological predictions point to the 20th + 21st century. Now what major catastrophic events have happened in the past century... a war maybe?

    Jesus was betrayed by the Jews and nailed to a cross. Now if I were Jesus I'd be pretty angry. Let me think, historical figures who really hated Jews...

    Yes that's right, Hitler. It makes perfect sense. He used his divine abilities, mind control, to get into political power and command his armies to exterminate almost every person on the planet. Well, that was the plan, good thing we stopped him, but he still killed over 10 million people, 6 million of which were Jews. Revenge I guess you could say.

    Thoughts on this theory?
    :lolwut: Jesus had mind control powers?
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