[Christien]

'Every jackass going the roads thinks he has ideas.' - James Joyce

[bacforever3]

(Original post by Hazular)
I think I know the bit you mean

My input:
"Mr Churchill, you're drunk."
"Bessie, you are ugly. You are very ugly. I’ll be sober in the morning."

Best thing any prime minister has ever said. EVER

Oooh... I have to say, I like Obama's 'heres my birthing video' moment :P.... not history yet though..... or is it?!? :O

[tface]

It may be fake but it is awesome :

"Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!" "And if you were my wife, I would drink it!"

Another good one, misattributed to Stalin:

"The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of millions is a statistic."

[Diffusion]

"If some c**t can f**k something up, that c**t will pick the worst possible time to f***ing f**k it up cause that c**t's a c**t."

Tucker's Law, Malcolm Tucker

[Hazular]

(Original post by bacforever3)
Oooh... I have to say, I like Obama's 'heres my birthing video' moment :P.... not history yet though..... or is it?!? :O

Anything that happened before now is history That made no sense but you see where I'm coming from, ehehe.

[bacforever3]

(Original post by Hazular)
Anything that happened before now is history That made no sense but you see where I'm coming from, ehehe.

what you just said there....

total history!!!

[samo37]

sympathy is between the words **** and syphilis - Mick Mcarthy

[ak137]

"Racism: Arabs mislabeled as extremists in order to siphon off their oil and militarily occupy their lands." - OvertDictionary, Twitter.

[demirules101]

Never say never - Justin Bieber.

Hahahahahahahaha. :/

[StephenNeill]

"All that we see or seem, is but a dream within a dream"
Edgar Allan Poe

EDIT: Wha...? Why the neg?

[sunderz16]

"I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it."

Harry Emerson Fosdick

[navarre]

"Finally I can live like a human being"

Nero, upon moving into his Golden Palace. It's funny/poignant/sad because so many Romans had to live in slums.

[Misazame]

"My men can eat their belts, but my tanks gotta have gas!"


General George. S. Patton, despairing over waging an offensive with such a thirsty military.

[MC armani]

"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world and the soul of soulless conditions." - Marx

"Sell a man a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man how to fish, you ruin a wonderful business opportunity." - Marx (again)

"A statesman...must wait until he hears the steps of God sounding through events, then leap up and grasp the hem of His garment." - Bismarck

That's enough for now...

[Ki_Kudos]

(Original post by G4henderson)
"The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

That is a cracker. He really was a genius of his time.

[tehFrance]

(Original post by Adolf Hitler)
The man who has no sense of history, is like a man who has no ears or eyes.

I have to agree in some respects even though I don't like the man this is one thing that makes sense.

[terza021]

From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic an iron curtain has descended across the Continent. Behind that line lie all the capitals of the ancient states of Central and Eastern Europe. Warsaw, Berlin, Prague, Vienna, Budapest, Belgrade, Bucharest and Sofia; all these famous cities and the populations around them lie in what I must call the Soviet sphere, and all are subject, in one form or another, not only to Soviet influence but to a very high and in some cases increasing measure of control from Moscow.

By Winston Churchill

I have to elaborate this a bit This quote by is not that important by many people, but it is the first time that someone spoke of the idea that would shape the world in the next 50 years. This is the essence of the Cold War and the essence of the East-West Struggle. Moreover I am intrigued by the Churchill missing the Yugoslava that was communist country and yet he did not align it to either side. (if someone has other opinions quote me or pm to response)

[domino0806]

(Original post by terza021)
From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic an iron curtain has descended across the Continent. Behind that line lie all the capitals of the ancient states of Central and Eastern Europe. Warsaw, Berlin, Prague, Vienna, Budapest, Belgrade, Bucharest and Sofia; all these famous cities and the populations around them lie in what I must call the Soviet sphere, and all are subject, in one form or another, not only to Soviet influence but to a very high and in some cases increasing measure of control from Moscow.

By Winston Churchill

I have to elaborate this a bit This quote by is not that important by many people, but it is the first time that someone spoke of the idea that would shape the world in the next 50 years. This is the essence of the Cold War and the essence of the East-West Struggle. Moreover I am intrigued by the Churchill missing the Yugoslava that was communist country and yet he did not align it to either side. (if someone has other opinions quote me or pm to response)

Hypocrisy. Churchill was one of the people who created "the iron curtain".

[mevidek]

(Original post by tface)
It may be fake but it is awesome :

"Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!" "And if you were my wife, I would drink it!"

Another good one, misattributed to Stalin:

"The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of millions is a statistic."

The Churchill one is true, and very very clever. Churchill was a great master of wit, and quick answering, something I wish I could be

[pol pot noodles]

"I do not say, my Lords, that the French will not come. I say only they will not come by sea."

Admiral of the Fleet John Jervis, 1st Earl of St Vincent