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  1. LordJolliffe's Avatar
    1 13-05-2011  17:03
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    I don't like my girlfriend's name for my penis
    Hi guys,
    Basically my girlfriend has decided to name my 'little fella' but i don't like the name...
    She's called it 'slinky' as in the childs toy
    And basically every time i'm in the mood she says calls it by its name as if she's talking to it...
    I find it a bit strange... Have any of you people had this before?
    Is it normal or am i right in finding it all a bit weird?
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    2 13-05-2011  17:04
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    Re: I don't like my girlfriend's name for my penis
    Would you rather she called it 'little fella'?
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    3 13-05-2011  17:05
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    Re: I don't like my girlfriend's name for my penis
    would you rather she called it Lord Jolliffe?
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  4. froz_'s Avatar
    4 13-05-2011  17:05
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    Re: I don't like my girlfriend's name for my penis
    ROFL.

    *ahem* sorry. its definitely strange!
  5. Mask Of Sanity's Avatar
    5 13-05-2011  17:07
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    Re: I don't like my girlfriend's name for my penis
    There was a woman screaming across the reception for all to hear how 'Fred' (her husband's little fella) couldn't maintain an erection. :facepalm2:
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    6 13-05-2011  17:07
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    Re: I don't like my girlfriend's name for my penis
    Is it thin? :holmes:

    It's not a very flattering name but I understand her need to name it something appropriate.

    I named my lover's penis Edgar. After a French philosopher :pierre:
    Last edited by *Lollo*; 13-05-2011 at 17:11.
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  7. imperial maniac's Avatar
    7 13-05-2011  17:08
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    Re: I don't like my girlfriend's name for my penis
    If this is your biggest relationship problem I envy you....
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  8. Saudade's Avatar
    8 13-05-2011  17:08
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    Re: I don't like my girlfriend's name for my penis
    The talking TO IT part is a little odd, I suppose.
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    9 13-05-2011  17:08
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    Re: I don't like my girlfriend's name for my penis
    Better than my girlfriends name for my penis. She calls mine "the maggot".
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    10 13-05-2011  17:08
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    Re: I don't like my girlfriend's name for my penis
    What do you mean? You find the fact that she names it weird or the name itself weird.
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    11 13-05-2011  17:10
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    Re: I don't like my girlfriend's name for my penis
    if she called it giant snake, you wouldn't have a problem.

    Its not her fault your is tiny...
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    12 13-05-2011  17:11
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    Re: I don't like my girlfriend's name for my penis
    (Original post by bigdave)
    Better than my girlfriends name for my penis. She calls mine "the maggot".
    http://dragonflypower.com/images/exp...nid-maggot.jpg

    I found your penis :rolleyes:
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    13 13-05-2011  17:11
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    Re: I don't like my girlfriend's name for my penis
    Lol! The fact that she's named your penis in the first place is slightly odd yes.
    The word slinky isn't very flattering imo
  14. ST3V1E's Avatar
    14 13-05-2011  17:13
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    Re: I don't like my girlfriend's name for my penis
    penis names should not be allowed, ever. That is the problem, not this particular name.
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    15 13-05-2011  17:36
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    Re: I don't like my girlfriend's name for my penis
    I suppose it's another one of the drawbacks of dating a girl while she still attends primary school.
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    16 13-05-2011  17:38
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    Re: I don't like my girlfriend's name for my penis
    I have a funny name for my boyfriends penis too. It's just what us girls do.
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    17 13-05-2011  17:40
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    Re: I don't like my girlfriend's name for my penis
    Is that because it's always flaccid or something?
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  18. xelarose's Avatar
    18 13-05-2011  17:40
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    Re: I don't like my girlfriend's name for my penis
    She's being endearing, I promise :p: It might not sound like it to you but to us giving your penis a name shows that we care for it
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    19 13-05-2011  17:41
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    Re: I don't like my girlfriend's name for my penis
    (Original post by bigdave)
    Better than my girlfriends name for my penis. She calls mine "the maggot".
    http://i.imgur.com/ZazqN.jpg


    :curious:
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  20. Mad Cat Lady's Avatar
    20 13-05-2011  17:41
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    Re: I don't like my girlfriend's name for my penis
    Aww she just bringing a little humour to the bedroom... Just wear earplugs. And close your eyes. And if she asks why, don't worry you won't be able to hear her
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