[Anna Louise]

i'm sorry this is definitely weird ! i would find this suchh a turn off if i was a guy.. i did hear a similar story of a girl i went to school with calling her boyfriends 'little fella' 'fire man sam' though ! x

[Hester_23]

I named mine the octagon

[Drunk Punx]

I used to call mine Theodore, but now I don't have a name for it.

[fran.ha]

My boyfriend called my privates 'Prince Philip'. You could have had worse.

[fran.ha]

(Original post by MJHERBZ)
Mine has been dubbed 'Kingston'. I like it, gives my penis a sense of grandeur.

Have you been to Kingston?

[ic0nsh0cked]

(Original post by Inzamam99)
Name it Maximus Decimus Minimus, commander of the semen of the North, penis of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true vagina, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered bum, husband to a murdered ovum. And It will have sex, in this life or the next.

lol

[LordJolliffe]

So i'm assuming this is weird right...? How do i explain this to her...?

[ray of hope :)]

(Original post by ST3V1E)
penis names should not be allowed, ever. That is the problem, not this particular name.

i second that.

[amison]

I know a girl who named her boyfriend's penis "The Love Muscle" -_-

[Arekkusu]

I prefer mine to be called "The Widowmaker"

[Carnivores]

I used to call my ex's "baby carrot" that's exactly what it was.

[TheEnigmaUK]

My girlfriend calls mine "the Boa Constricter" because I sometimes choke her out with it!

[edd360]

I individually name my girlfriend's nostril hairs. Is this weird?

[bananalala]

The film 'How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days" comes to mind!

[Rascacielos]

"Little fella," huh? Maybe she's trying to tell you something.

[bananalala]

(Original post by MJHERBZ)
Mine has been dubbed 'Kingston'. I like it, gives my penis a sense of grandeur.

My USB stick was called Kingston when I got it

[physicsfuntimes]

(Original post by iPoncho)
Okay first things first, do you know how intimadating they are, winking at you with their solitary eye, standing to attention, puffing out (what could be) its chest like one of the queens guards, its freaky, not to mention how ugly they are, okay fair enough our bits arent exactly 'the girl with the pearl earring' but jesus, we dont know where to look but in that general direction like "oh my god, that is one hell of an ugly genitalia, why didnt our mothers tell us?" and not only that! but you are going to, in effect, stab us with that thing, and make our eyes pop out! We need to give it a name and a personality otherwise we'll go absolute raving mad!

Made me laugh so so much. Never have I heard it put so eloquently

[24craigour]

Don't worry, it's a very small thing.
^^^
See what I did there? Did ya?

[vicky_1234]

I called my boyfriend's Geoffrey but he didn't think it was manly enough

[kates:)]

(Original post by Mm_Minty)
http://i.imgur.com/ZazqN.jpg

rofl/vom