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The invigilator nearly tripped. There was a verbal fight outside the exam hall and everyone could hear it... lol it was hilarious :tongue:
Someone was playing with one of those sports bottles which if you squeeze the little spray of water comes out.. Someone was doing that as a joke in the back of the hall.

It didn't do the small spray. It went everywhere. It went all over the person in front's head and back.

People who laughed were sent out.. I barely managed to avoid being sent out.
Some of the posts on this thread have made me laugh so much! :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

Once I was in an exam, sat by the door, some caretaker randomly walks up to the door opens and closes three times and then locks it. He returns 2 minutes later to unlock it again! I was sat there like WTF?!
I got to the end of my GCSE Ethics paper, 5 mins to spare, thought I'd treat myself to some of my lucozade.
EXPLODED EVERYWHERE
It was spilling on my paper so I pulled it back and realised it was going all over my lap, so I just held it out into the aisle whilst everyone stared :L
Then at the end the invigilators made an announcement to please not bring fizzy drinks to exams :P
this one time we were all sat in the gym where we do exams in silence and anyway during the exam because it was a long one the normal school lesson bell indicated a new period so all the kids were moving to their lesson and were fairly loud outside

anyway, some of my mates new my mate Gary in the same exam, so they got as close to the windows as they can (we were all in on the other side) and shouted - "GARY REYNOLDS HAS A CHODE"

was the funniest **** ever
Reply 25
Original post by slavetosociety
Examiner walks around and then farts during the middle of an exam.

Awkward...


Do you mean invigilator?
I had a nasty cold the other day, and a lovely elderly invidulator went and got me a tissue, but on the way to give them to me sneezed herself and tripped up, falling flat on her face. It was hillarious.
Reply 27
Invigilator trying to be quite and then walking into a chair.

In one of my exams last year my friend laughed at me for taking a calculator in. We had to answer 3 of the 5 questions on the exam paper. I opened it up and saw 4 of them were essays and one was a very easy calculation. I had the last laugh :smug:
Reply 28
my friend write down boobies on a calculator, he was so nervous he managed to spend the whole exam laughing to himself about it.
Reply 29
I was in an exam last year and the boy a few tables in front of me got up and was walking past my table to the door to get out, just so happens the tables my school use have weird legs on them that stick out at the front, he managed to trip over mine and almost land in my lap. I was laughing for about 5 mins while the invigilator glared at me.

During my standard grades one of my friends was a few tables away from me and must of come to a question she had no idea about and went to cover her hands with her face but smacked herself in the nose and got a massive nose bleed.

Oh! I remembered one more, I had a friend that had an unconditional to university before he sat his 6th year exams so he hadn't bothered to listen once through out the whole year and was in his advanced higher maths exam and we were watching through this small window you can see through and he turned each page at a time, read it all, wrote nothing, slammed his head on the desk and got up and walked out. The funniest bit was the invigilator peeing herself laughing in the corner!
A mouse ran across the top of a like a board thing on the wall in the hall scuttled in a hole. That was funky
Reply 31
invigilators playing a game where they have to collect as many shoes as possible during the exam, and then see everyone try and find their shoes to realise they are not there!
Original post by emi_sarb
Invigilator trying to be quite and then walking into a chair.

In one of my exams last year my friend laughed at me for taking a calculator in. We had to answer 3 of the 5 questions on the exam paper. I opened it up and saw 4 of them were essays and one was a very easy calculation. I had the last laugh :smug:


may I ask which exam this was?
Reply 33
Original post by ?!master?!mini?!
may I ask which exam this was?


It was Enzymology in my second year of university.
Reply 34
Both in AS media:

invigilator "We're going to be watching a clip from the bill" someone behind me says really loudly "oh, ****!!!"
The exams board credits in front of the clip made me giggle for some reason, too XD
And someone had written on the desk "I hate general studies more than I hate Robbie williams and that is a lot" :rofl:



Original post by ErinLeigh
In my Human Bio prelim last month, this girl walked in late, sat beside me and just burst into tears - like, full blown body-wracking sobbing. No-one said a thing, so we're all grappling with the complexities of the phospholipid bilayer in silence trying to pretend that this poor lass is not having a (very audible) breakdown. Not so much 'funny' at the time, as it was painfully awkward. Hilarious now though.


Ahhh phospholipid bilayer, How I miss you <3
(edited 12 years ago)
Reply 35
an invigilator fartx wen passin by.. =P
In a GCSE exam, a pigeon came into the exam hall through the window. A girl at the back of the room yelling 'Bloody HELL!' and our Head of Year saying 'no need to worry, girls, I can sort this out' (the pigeon kept flapping around for a good while as everyone watched in horror/giggled.
During my music prelim they played the emmerdale theme song and i nearly peed myself
Reply 38
Someone I know had bad diarrhea but decided to come to school and do his exam anyway. Didn't turn out well.
Reply 39
we had a really really hot invigilator and the headteachers PA had to escort him to the hall, and behind him she was like winking and saying 'He's hot isn't he?!' i think he heard and went red :L...it doesnt sound very funny when i write it, it's a 'you had to be there' moment :wink:

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