Starbucks? My favourite "coffee" is the "Pretentioso Frappucino" - it's syrup, a shot of caramel, some foamed cream, a cherry on top, some iced crap, swirls of some cinnamon molasses, fake mocha flavouring and absolutely no real coffee. But I will still say "I love going for coffee!" when I order it then sit in the window sipping it whilst writing my latest novel on my Macbook Air, stroking my candyfloss-like 'artist beard'.