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Anybody else use Omegle?

I just used it for the first time in ages and this was the result-

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey, I'ma lesbian girl, just looking for some fun... interested? :3
You: not terribly!
Stranger: damn :frown:

You: indeed.
You: I'm all for lesbians btw
You: and I am a lad
Stranger: because not only am I horny, but I'm EXTREMELY kinky
You: so the answer you'd probably expect was yez bbz
You: o rly bbz?
Stranger: nope, not at all
You: how kinky r u
Stranger: I hate people who can't spell
You: lyk dis?
You: annoying isn't it?
Stranger: I like suspension bondage, being at another girl's mercy, being treated roughly
You: You should've met my grandma. She'd have given you a good beating, rest her soul.
Stranger: listen, this is a little weird, and pretty awkward, but you seem fairly creative and all that jazz... would you mind pretending to be a girl so we can roleplay?
You: Erm, sure. But be warned, I like to spice things up!
Stranger: I love that! ;3
Stranger: so, what's this girl of yours gonna look like?
You: how about 5' 7", 104lbs, 32DDD, slightly tanned
Stranger: yummy yummy
You: oh, with strawberry flavoured discharge!
Stranger: I'm 5'4'', 115lbs, 32D, pale as ****kk
Stranger: with just normal juice :P
You: zomg, im so hard
You: i mean wet
You: wet
You: wet wet wet
Stranger: hahaha
You: im dripping
Stranger: you're **** at this so far
You: Okay fine i need to think like a woman
You: hmm
You: not enough shoes, my boobs are too small, my butt is too big, all men are sexist, i can hold the door open for myself thank you very much
Stranger: go back to being grammatically correct and such, I mentioned roleplay, not any of your pathetic ****ting around. You just lost a fun time, bitch

I <3 Omegle.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Reply 1

The Egg Militia

I was bored and went on there for an hour yesterday. This was the best I got :/

You: Jenson Button?
Stranger: Who?
You: Jenson Button =P
Stranger: I don't know who dat id
Stranger: Is*
You: o_o a crime against humanity >__<
You: Well, I'll be Jenson Button then
You: So.
Stranger: How come?
Stranger: Oh ok
You: Have you been keeping your tyres in good nick today?
You: I have
You: I always do
You: You know me hahaha
Stranger: I don't have any
You: Did you not make it to the grid because of a puncture? O_o
You: I qualified 14th oh yeaahhh
You: But no doubt I will **** up at the start
You: you know me hahaha

Then he/she disconnected ;( Sometimes you can have great conversations but the majority of the time you just end up talking to a desperate pervert. I swear it's got worse since I was last on there. Best to Omegele when you're drunk and with friends. Such a laugh.

Reply 2

Ich Dien

Original post by Hippysnake

You just lost a fun time, bitch

QFT

Reply 3

Currrrtisssss

I wierdly oddly use it very Sunday night (or really about 2-4am on a Monday morning)..

Chatted to some pretty cool people from America on there that think it's amazing that I've been to France acouple of times O.o

Just got to find people that aren't 'asl?... asl?!?...' at the start. Usually when speaking to the people that don't ask that and just have a conversation with you end up finding out that stuff anyways.

Reply 4

Hippysnake

Why would it be terrifying? It would be an incentive if anything!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: looking 4 horny chick to talk dirty?
You: oh yh bbz
You: ive been lukin 4 u
You: im so wet
Stranger: body description?
You: and my juice tastes likes strawberries
You: erm, I'm 5ft 1, 300lbs
You: 46EE
You: im curvy :wink:

Stranger: yum
You: so wt u wearin
Stranger: just sum boxers u?
You: same
Stranger: fav positio ?
You: i only have 1
You: lying down
Your conversational partner has disconnected.