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What surprised you about sex?

if anything?


how was it different to what you expected?

intruiged by this!

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The lack of it
Reply 2
You're asking this on the wrong forum.
Reply 3
The getting it part.
It was fascinating to actually feel a vag with my fingers and figure out where her 'buttons' are.

I failed to find the joystick and red/blue buttons but I found a bit wet patch in the aftermath.
How good it felt the first time (I'm a girl) as people had told me it wouldn't be enjoyable at first.
Reply 6
Original post by Junaid16
You're asking this on the wrong forum.


More like the wrong site.
Reply 7
The inability to feel my knees chaffing on the carpet while doing it, and the all too easy ability to feel my knees chaffing on my jeans for days afterwards.
Also the fact that, contrary to my expectations, making 'sex noises' wasn't embarrassing.
Original post by Milky Milk
Don't lie. The only fish you've ever touched were the fish fingers your mum made you for dinner last night :colonhash:

Spoiler



And the only German sausage you will have in your life is the one I'm gonna plonk on your face if I ever find you.





:sexface:
It didn't hurt as much as they said to be honest.

Edit: Confused about the neg rep here...
(edited 12 years ago)
That I didn't come in 1 minute like all the films make you believe.
Reply 12
:lol:
How loose the vagina can be (???) ----

that might just have been the one girl, though.
Reply 14
How suspiciously close the vag hole is to the bum hole, it's almost like nature is trying to tell me something :ninja:
Original post by a daedalus

Original post by a daedalus
How loose the vagina can be (???) ----

that might just have been the one girl, though.


:toofunny:

Or you...
Reply 16
How easy it is to get. Once I lost my virginity I kinda went on a 'binge' and slept with 3 different girls all in the same weekend.

I've calmed it down now though :smile:
Original post by yoyo462001
:toofunny:

Or you...


Woops

I was asking for that wasn't I?

I'd post my size, but then I'd be asking for pics requests, and the result might not go down well with the mods.

Best I can do. (I am from the brave oasis of Hungary)
How long it lasted :tongue:
it wernt as good as it looks in movies..

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