I think I have sand stuck in my Vagina
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Re: I think I have sand stuck in my VaginaWash.(Original post by Anonymous)
is it possible to have sand stuck there.... I went to the beach and lay down only next to nothing and ever since then I keep feeling sandy down there anyone feel like that?
it really hurts by the way, how do i get it out?
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Re: I think I have sand stuck in my VaginaUhhhh, I guess you could try going in the shower and using the shower head to try and dislodge the... wait...
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Re: I think I have sand stuck in my VaginaSolution:
Step 1: Set up camera
Step 2: Put water on 2 fingers... or three
Step 3: Stick fingers inside and attempt to remove sand.
Step 4: Stick 1 finger up bum to check for sand in there.
Step 5: Repeat steps 3 and 4
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Re: I think I have sand stuck in my VaginaIf there is sand in your vagina (which I do doubt - gravity etc), it will eventually be flushed out by your body's natural fluids, there's nothing stopping you checking with a clean finger if you are really very concerned.
More likely is you have sand in the external areas, which can easily be solved by a good wash.
If it is really very sore, or you start showing signs of infection (swelling, funny discharge, tummy pain, fever) your best bet is to go phone NHS direct or a walk in centre. Trust me, they have seen and dealt with stranger things before.
Do *not* try either a hoover or a shower hose, don't pour or scoosh water etc in there, can cause yourself serious (and possibly fatal) damage, whilst making any infection even more likely.Last edited by daisydaffodil; 22-07-2011 at 20:50. -
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Re: I think I have sand stuck in my VaginaThis.(Original post by Mangaka)
Solution:
Step 1: Set up camera
Step 2: Put water on 2 fingers... or three
Step 3: Stick fingers inside and attempt to remove sand.
Step 4: Stick 1 finger up bum to check for sand in there.
Step 5: Upload to TSR.
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Re: I think I have sand stuck in my VaginaI had to go on urban dictionary to figure out what you meant there!(Original post by ussumane)
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