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I think I have sand stuck in my Vagina

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    is it possible to have sand stuck there.... I went to the beach and lay down only next to nothing and ever since then I keep feeling sandy down there anyone feel like that?

    it really hurts by the way, how do i get it out?
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    is it possible to have sand stuck there.... I went to the beach and lay down only next to nothing and ever since then I keep feeling sandy down there anyone feel like that?

    it really hurts by the way, how do i get it out?
    Wash.
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    Uhhhh, I guess you could try going in the shower and using the shower head to try and dislodge the... wait...

    http://www.ponychan.net/chan/fic/src/130534017157.jpg
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    http://www.the-inspirations-store.co...y-hoover-2.jpg
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    Suck it out with a vacuum cleaner.

    EDIT: damn you, bossmansingh. :rant:
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    Suck it out with a vacu...
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    Just wave a half eaten sandwhich around down there.

    Everyone knows sandwhiches attract sand...like a magnet.
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    pull it out with your fingers :coma:
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    Solution:

    Step 1: Set up camera

    Step 2: Put water on 2 fingers... or three

    Step 3: Stick fingers inside and attempt to remove sand.

    Step 4: Stick 1 finger up bum to check for sand in there.

    Step 5: Repeat steps 3 and 4

    Step 6: Upload to TSR.
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    I dont get the vacuum cleaner joke.
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    Oh! You mean literally.

    Um..see your GP maybe...
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    If there is sand in your vagina (which I do doubt - gravity etc), it will eventually be flushed out by your body's natural fluids, there's nothing stopping you checking with a clean finger if you are really very concerned.

    More likely is you have sand in the external areas, which can easily be solved by a good wash.

    If it is really very sore, or you start showing signs of infection (swelling, funny discharge, tummy pain, fever) your best bet is to go phone NHS direct or a walk in centre. Trust me, they have seen and dealt with stranger things before.

    Do *not* try either a hoover or a shower hose, don't pour or scoosh water etc in there, can cause yourself serious (and possibly fatal) damage, whilst making any infection even more likely.
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    OMG i had to lol like seriously, TSR is one weird place.

    SO wait you attended a naked beach party
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    Put a hermit crab in there.

    Crabs love sand.

    LOL, you have crabs on your vagina.

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    watch lots of porn, hopefully it'll just get flushed out
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    lots of TSRians are bocats. Holla one of them
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    (Original post by Mangaka)
    Solution:

    Step 1: Set up camera

    Step 2: Put water on 2 fingers... or three

    Step 3: Stick fingers inside and attempt to remove sand.

    Step 4: Stick 1 finger up bum to check for sand in there.

    Step 5: Upload to TSR.
    This.

    +1
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    get a water bottle and squirt it up there, can't suggest anything else.
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    (Original post by ussumane)
    lots of TSRians are bocats. Holla one of them
    I had to go on urban dictionary to figure out what you meant there!
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    (Original post by jermaindefoe)
    pull it out with your fingers :coma:
    your gif is really disturbing

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