The Most Stupid Lyrics You've Ever Heard in a Song

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Reply 100

MarcD

This is scraping at the very bottom of the barrel:

Apart from the Quagmire bit, Giggidy giggidy.

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Reply 101

Charlottie93

Original post by buzzcat

Singing Ao, Galileo

Genius

I thought it was Ao Galileo but I was told it was eyo got to let go ..... lol

OP Ke$ha - Dinosaur is a awful song with awful lyrics

(edited 12 years ago)

Reply 102

Astronomical

Eminem - Insane

Spoiler

Has to be in with a shout for this title.

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Reply 103

humidex7

If I died, yeah, would you come to my funeral? Would you cry?
-JLS

HATEHATEHATEHATEHATE

Reply 104

Pheebs1201

"you like me just the way I are"

:lolwut:

That makes no gramatical sense.

Reply 105

bwfcboy93

Give me everything....Pitbull, you lyrical genius.....
rhyming Kodak with Kodak. Inspirational.

"Me not working hard?
Yea right picture that with a kodak
And better yet, go to times square
Take a picture of me with a kodak"

Reply 106

whattheheck

"Its Chico TIIIMMEE!"

Just no.

Reply 107

Chicharito14

Kesha - Zip your lip like a padlock.

WTF?

Reply 108

kpwxx

Original post by Vixen47

Touch my bum, this is life.

When I was groped last year that did not feel like 'life'! :rant:

I laughed soooo much.

xxx

This

Gunther - Ding Dong Song

Deep in the night,
I'm looking for some fun,
Deep in the night,
I'm looking for some love.

You tease me,
Oh please me,
I want you to be my lovetoy.
Come near me, don't fear me,
I just can't get enough of you boy.

Oh, you touch my tralala,
Mmm... my ding ding dong.
La la la la la la la,
La la la la la la,
La la la la la la la.

Reply 111

SillyRodent

This is the first verse of a song called A is for Action.

A is for action
P is for paranoid,
A is for anger out here in the void
C is for countdown
O is for over
LYPSE are for your lips smashed on mine when the world blows up

Now guess what the hidden word was supposed to be and look at how they somehow managed to screw it up.

This, hands down.

Original post by Anita B. Studin

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains.

Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant did an amusing bit about this on one of their XFM shows.

Reply 114

Cicerao

Have fun.

Reply 115

miserlou

''I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful ... DAMN YOU'S A SEXY BITCH''
Tried and failed there Akon.

Reply 116

Alexandra's Box

Cool thread! :biggrin:

I really hate the lyrics to Jennifer Lopez's song "I'm Into You" or whatever it's called...
Agree with many of the examples here too!

Reply 117

username652226

Original post by LilMonster

"I wanna see your peacock cock cock! Your peacock!
Come on baby let me see-ee, what youre hiding underneath"

Katy Perry - Peacock

I like the song tho!

Such an annoying song, especially the intro.

Reply 118

69Crazyfists

Jenna Rose - My Jeans

'ABC 123
That girl wore her jeans like me
I bet she's mad 'cause I look fab
Ha ha ha ha
Jack my swag
Sticks and stones
may break my bones
But mine look new
and her's just look so oh-oh-oh'

followed by this from rapper Baby Triggy and his random mate.

'(random friend) FREEZE!
(Baby Triggy) Trig bought a new Blackberry
(random) What?
(BT) Trig bought a new Blackberry
(random) What?
(BT) Trig got a new blackberry
(random) Ah just take the picture already!'

Just...wow.

Reply 119