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The Most Stupid Lyrics You've Ever Heard in a Song

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    Jenna Rose - My Jeans

    'ABC 123
    That girl wore her jeans like me
    I bet she's mad 'cause I look fab
    Ha ha ha ha
    Jack my swag
    Sticks and stones
    may break my bones
    But mine look new
    and her's just look so oh-oh-oh'

    followed by this from rapper Baby Triggy and his random mate.

    '(random friend) FREEZE!
    (Baby Triggy) Trig bought a new Blackberry
    (random) What?
    (BT) Trig bought a new Blackberry
    (random) What?
    (BT) Trig got a new blackberry
    (random) Ah just take the picture already!'

    Just...wow.
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    (Original post by Alexandra's Box)
    Cool thread!

    I really hate the lyrics to Jennifer Lopez's song "I'm Into You" or whatever it's called...
    Agree with many of the examples here too!
    And 'on the floor' is pretty bad.
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    La Marseillaise - Otherwise known as the French National Anthem:

    Allons enfants de la Patrie,
    Le jour de gloire est arrivé !
    Contre nous de la tyrannie,
    L'étendard sanglant est levé, (bis)
    Entendez-vous dans les campagnes
    Mugir ces féroces soldats ?
    Ils viennent jusque dans vos bras
    Egorger vos fils et vos compagnes !

    Refrain
    Aux armes, citoyens,
    Formez vos bataillons,
    Marchons, marchons !
    Qu'un sang impur
    Abreuve nos sillons !

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    Que veut cette horde d'esclaves,
    De traîtres, de rois conjurés ?
    Pour qui ces ignobles entraves,
    Ces fers dès longtemps préparés ? (bis)
    Français, pour nous, ah ! quel outrage
    Quels transports il doit exciter !
    C'est nous qu'on ose méditer
    De rendre à l'antique esclavage !
    (au Refrain)

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    Quoi ! des cohortes étrangères
    Feraient la loi dans nos foyers !
    Quoi ! ces phalanges mercenaires
    Terrasseraient nos fiers guerriers ! (bis)
    Grand Dieu ! par des mains enchaînées
    Nos fronts sous le joug se ploieraient
    De vils despotes deviendraient
    Les maîtres de nos destinées !
    (au Refrain)...

    Yup, a head scratcher that one!
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    Busted (surprise) - Boy bands, and another one, and another one.

    ...And another one
    :nothing:

    I always hate the lyric "I got soul but I'm not a soldier too", that's a bloody silly lyric.
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    (Original post by The Dark Lord)
    "I've been Southampton but I've never been to Scunthorpe" is worse...
    I totally agree!

    Also all of this song is totally stupid, I can't believe it sold any records



    "You got facial hair like a polar bear
    You blow up like a toad and then explode
    Your face looks mean like Halloween
    You got big red eyes like cherry pies
    You got the IQ of a digeridoo
    You look insane and got no brain
    You got a big fat belly like a bowl full of jelly
    Your fat mum Milly looks like Free Willy"

    No wonder people threw bottles of piss at them :nothing:

    Edit: this is even worse


    Everybody knows you put fleas in cheese, mix them with glue and use it like shampoo! What? Ping-pong why am I saying ping-pong?
    Ping-pong Ping-pong Ping-pong!
    Whatever whatever whatever!

    WHY GOD WHY
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    "WHAT'S SHE GONNA LOOK LIKE WITH A CHIMNEY ON HER?"

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    In fact, shall we just say -
    ALL POP IS PRETTY SCREWED, HUH?
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    (Original post by The Fez)
    Lol it kinda sounds like "big cock" when she sings it.




    I can't believe you still remember Clay Aiken's song lol.
    It was so creepy, it is permanently stuck in my mind. Scarred for life after listening to it...
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    Oh, and just heard on Heart radio -
    "You are a cinema, I could watch you forever"

    ???????????????????????????????? ???????????????????
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    Trapped in the closet! Hahahahaha
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    cover drive - lick ya down

    "You don't know me
    Boy you can't run away
    Oh please, gon' find you anyway
    I'ma lick ya lick ya down
    Lick ya lick ya down down
    Lick ya lick ya down
    Lick ya lick ya down down"

    ...What?
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    (Original post by Nanpa)
    The best part about that lyric is when Tinie came to my uni to give a talk he told us how it's his favourite lyric because NOBODY knows what it means apart from him and his manager.

    I think we get the euphemism Tinie, I think we get it. :yeah:
    what does it mean?
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    baby baby baby , oooooohh, baby baby baby oohhhhhhhh....
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    Spoon in spoon
    Stirring my coffee
    I thought of you
    And turned to the gate
    And on my way came up with the answers
    I scratched my head
    And the answers were gone

    From hand to hand,
    Wrist to the elbow
    Red blood sand
    Could Dad be God? :lolwut:
    Crosses cross hung out like a wet rag
    Forgive you? Why?
    You hung me out to dry
    And maybe I'm crazy
    But laughing out loud
    Makes the pain pass by
    And maybe you're a little crazy
    But laughing out loud makes it all subside
    Holding, I'm holding
    I'm still falling,
    I'm still falling

    Spoon in spoon
    Stirring my coffee
    I thought of this
    And turned to the gate
    But on my way
    Crack lightning and thunder
    I hid my head
    And the storm slipped away
    Well, maybe I'm crazy
    But laughing out loud
    Makes it all pass by
    And maybe you're a little crazy
    And laughing out loud
    Makes it all alright

    Laughing out loud

    From time to time,
    Minutes and hours
    Some move ahead while
    Some lag behind
    It's like the balloon that
    Rise and then vanish
    This drop of hope
    That falls from his eyes

    Spoon in spoon
    Stirring my coffee
    I think of this
    And turn to go away
    But as I walk
    There're voices behind me saying:
    "Sinners sin, come now and play."

    Laughing out loud...

    Come now and play...

    Come in from the cold for a while,
    Everything will be all right
    Come in from the noise for a time,
    Everything will be alright
    Everything will be alright
    For now, goodbye
    Friend, goodbye


    Dave Matthew's band, Spoon. Not sure how I came across this but it's so pretentious that it's stupid.
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    (Original post by ThisIsMyMoment)
    (Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
    Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
    Yeah, yeah
    Yeah-ah-ah
    Yeah-ah-ah
    Yeah-ah-ah
    Yeah-ah-ah
    Yeah, yeah, yeah

    [Rebecca Black - Verse 1]

    7am, waking up in the morning
    Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
    Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
    Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
    Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
    Gotta get down to the bus stop
    Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

    Kickin’ in the front seat
    Sittin’ in the back seat
    Gotta make my mind up
    Which seat can I take?

    It’s Friday, Friday
    Gotta get down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
    Friday, Friday
    Gettin’ down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Fun, fun, fun, fun
    Lookin’ forward to the weekend

    [Rebecca Black - Verse 2]

    7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway
    Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly
    Fun, fun, think about fun
    You know what it is
    I got this, you got this
    My friend is by my right
    I got this, you got this
    Now you know it

    Kickin’ in the front seat
    Sittin’ in the back seat
    Gotta make my mind up
    Which seat can I take?

    [Chorus]

    It’s Friday, Friday
    Gotta get down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
    Friday, Friday

    Gettin’ down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Fun, fun, fun, fun
    Lookin’ forward to the weekend

    [Bridge]

    Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
    Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
    We-we-we so excited
    We so excited
    We gonna have a ball today

    Tomorrow is Saturday
    And Sunday comes after...wards
    I don’t want this weekend to end

    [Rap Verse]

    R-B, Rebecca Black
    So chillin’ in the front seat (In the front seat)
    In the back seat (In the back seat)
    I’m drivin’, cruisin’ (Yeah, yeah)
    Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes
    Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)
    (C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
    Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
    Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend
    We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all

    [Chorus]

    It’s Friday, Friday
    Gotta get down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
    Friday, Friday
    Gettin’ down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Fun, fun, fun, fun
    Lookin’ forward to the weekend

    It’s Friday, Friday
    Gotta get down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
    Friday, Friday
    Gettin’ down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Fun, fun, fun, fun
    Lookin’ forward to the weekend
    MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN!!!

    Brock's Dub
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    Rihanna- man down

    'I didn't mean to hurt him, could've been somebody's son'.
    Really?I'm bloody sure he was.
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    I've got so many clothes i leave some at my aunts house.

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    "I'm afraid of the dark
    Especially when I'm in a park
    And there's no one else around,
    Oh I get the shivers.
    I don't want to see a ghost,
    It's the sight that I fear most
    I'd rather have a piece of toast
    And watch the evening news."

    Okaaay, step away from the rhyming dictionary....
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    "I've been Southampton but I ain't never been to Scunthorpe"
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    (Original post by QueenOfHearts93)
    It was so creepy, it is permanently stuck in my mind. Scarred for life after listening to it...
    This is creepier :rolleyes:

    Milow - You and Me (In My Pocket)

    I wish you smelled a little funny
    Not just funny really bad
    We could roam the streets forever
    Just like cats but we’d never stray
    I sometimes wish you were a mermaid
    I could raise you in the tub at home
    We could take a swim together
    On weekly day trips to the bay

    Oh you and me
    It would be only you and me
    Oh you and me
    It would be only you and me

    I wish you were a little bigger
    Not just big but really fat
    Doors you would no longer fit through
    In my bed you would have to stay
    I often wish that you had feathers
    I’d keep you in a giant cage
    All day long I’d sit and watch you
    I’d sing for you and that would be okay

    People say there are plenty of fish
    In the sea, baby, all I do is wish

    I wish you were a little slower
    Not just slow but paralyzed
    Then I could plug you into a socket
    So you could never run away
    I really wish that you were smaller
    Not just small but really really short
    So I could put you in my pocket
    And carry you around all day

    More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/you_and_m...ics_milow.html
    All about Milow: http://www.musictory.com/music/Milow

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