The Most Stupid Lyrics You've Ever Heard in a Song

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Do it like a dude by Jessie J

She's a fantastic artist but her lyrics for this song are awful

From one of my favourite bands: "Here on these cliffs of Dover/so high you can't see over"

Well yes, if you're somehow at the foot of the cliffs. :s-smilie:

It just bugs me because most of their lyrics are brilliant.

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doloroushazy

"And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all mother****ers lyin', and gettin' me pissed"

... well

Reply 143

emmanuella9

"I've been acting like sour milk fell on the floor it's your fault you didn't shut the refrigderator".

Gwen Stefani. Shut up.

Reply 144

summer_l

"do you ever feel like a plastic bag" from firework by katy perry
who ever likens their emotional or physical state to a plastic bag?!

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grth

'do you ever feel, like a plastic bag?'

Katy Perry - Firework *cringe*

Reply 146

grth

Original post by summer_l

"do you ever feel like a plastic bag" from firework by katy perry
who ever likens their emotional or physical state to a plastic bag?!

jinx! xD

Reply 147

Pinkyluva08

I love MJ and he was one of the best artists of all time but in "you wanna be starting somethin'" he seriously messed up.

You're a vegetable. Really MJ, what veggie am I? Am I a carrot? Or maybe a courgette? LMAO.

Reply 148

Little Thorn

(edited 12 years ago)

Swagger Jagger.

Mark Ronson & Cheryl Coles use of Allouette in their respective songs Bang Bang Bang and Promise This. :rolleyes:

Reply 151

CarlisleChris94

Cheeky girls…………
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys

I never ever ask where do you go
I never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask what’s in your mind
I never ever ask if you’ll be mine
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life.

Oooooh

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

Hhmm cheeky cheeky
(laughter)

Cheekycheekycheeky

Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys

I never ever ask where do you go
I never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask whats in your mind
I never ever ask if you’ll be mine
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life.

Unu doi trei si
(translates to one two three go)
(with other voices shouting cheeky)

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We get the message...... haha

Reply 152

nmudz_009

Original post by Amhorangerdgerriug

Um, copy and paste?

Not every word is stupid :P

Reply 153

tombeale

Why Don't We Do It In The Road?

Reply 154

original_username

Original post by grth

'do you ever feel, like a plastic bag?'

Katy Perry - Firework *cringe*

The video for that song is a whole load of cringe :eek:

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ThisIsMyMoment

Original post by That Bearded Man

Do it like a dude by Jessie J

She's a fantastic artist but her lyrics for this song are awful

I actually like that song :dontknow:

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Bezzler

Reply 157

PurpleMonkeyDishwasher

Original post by purple.rain

'Ha ha ha ha, JACK MY SWAG'

The song was by Jenna Rose, My Jeans.

Reply 158

purple.rain

Original post by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher

Haha I've seen this.. it's terrible isn't it? Makes me laugh :tongue:

She's not actually a bad singer if you hear her covers of better songs... but the My Jeans song was just awful in every way possible.

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Bong-Bong

Original post by RobboKris

Oh I have another one as well. I can't remeber the artist but I'm sure there's a song where it says: "and party, and bull****". This is also a rather stupid lyric (without some sort of sublte meaning lol).