[Miss Purple]

(Original post by syrettd)
Kat, Alfie, and the condom! I remember that story

That was back when I was old enough to know what they wanted to do, but young enough not to know the exact mechanics. I asked my mum and dad why, if they couldn't find a condom, they just didn't "do it in their clothes".

Hahhaaha oh bless!

[Kruz]

(Original post by alis-volatpropriis)
I guess she's trying to make eastenders sexy.
Some sort of eye-candy for the males

I feel sorry for Alfie, she's taking him for a mug and he;s the nicest guy on Walford.

[syrettd]

(Original post by Kruz)
I feel sorry for Alfie, she's taking him for a mug and he;s the nicest guy on Walford.

I just hope he sees her for what she really is and gets with Roxy. I think Alfie and Roxy could be good for each other.

[Kruz]

(Original post by syrettd)
I just hope he sees her for what she really is and gets with Roxy. I think Alfie and Roxy could be good for each other.

Kat really think she's sexy with her tight tops and skirt, it's like how old are you again?

[079]

(Original post by syrettd)
I just hope he sees her for what she really is and gets with Roxy. I think Alfie and Roxy could be good for each other.

exactly. Kat should be with anyone and everyone...

[.Scout.]

Eastenders is rubbish at the moment. I wish Alice would bore off and I cannot stand Kat flirting her way around the Vic.

[Aky786UK]

Derek and Joey have a common father/son trait for once, they are bad actors. The former you can't really take seriously with his expressions bordering on funny, and the latter just whispers, grunts his lines and is supposed to be Dennis Rickman Mk II but fails miserably.

I've got a feeling Kat's affairer, will be either Jack, Ray or Anthony.

[079]

(Original post by Aky786UK)

I've got a feeling Kat's affairer, will be either Jack, Ray or Anthony.

Jack

[syrettd]

The thing with normal affairs on soaps is you get to see the build up, why these two people suddenly develop attraction and start an affair. With this storyline, we get about two-three lines of flirting with several guys that prompts one of them to sleep with Kat, a woman who they've never shown any interest in before.

In terms of Jack- I think this is a no, Jack's women tend to be blonde, sometimes classy (well, classier than Kat), and more often than not are a Mitchell. I don't think he'd lower his standards.

I have a horrible feeling it will be with Michael.

Spoiler:

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They bond when she gives him some baby clothes, and what with Janine leaving for a while in Autumn... I hope this isn't what happens, though. I want Janine, Michael and the baby to be a nice little family

[This Honest]

I can't see it being Jack, I have a sneaky feeling, Kat and Ray will try it on, even though he's with Kim.
The Joey and Dereck malarkey is getting a bit boring now, kinda feel sorry for alice but she bores me too.

[syrettd]

Spoilers- Week 09/07-13/07

Spoiler:

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The Masoods are back! Yay! Worth watching just for them, in my opinion. They have a new addition, in the form of AJ, Masood's younger brother. He doesn't get on with Zainab because of an argument she had with his wife, details of which are to come out later. AJ lives on the flip of a coin (presumably he was a fan of Twoface in the Batman comics as a kid...). The coin tells him to leave Walford, but before he goes he and Mas steal a shopping trolley and accidentally hit Derek's car (because heaven forbid Derek not be involved in EVERY storyline!). AJ gets cocky, and Derek punches him and threatens Mas. Syed is nervous about AJ finding out his sexuality, but after seeing him talking to Christian, he realises the truth is out. AJ is accepting, however, and so nice the guys give him a loan to pay for Derek's car repairs (and in return they are given screentime to remind us who they are- and apparently a story is coming their way for any other fans of the two of them!). AJ has dinner with Denise who reveals Zainab and Mas aren't married. Relieved they are not the perfect couple, AJ reveals his wife kicked him out and he has nowhere to go. After some debates (he doesn't pray, they share a bed), Mas and Zee set a date for their wedding and AJ goes home to his wife.

Kat Slutter hides her phone to avoid her lover, goes to retrieve it and it's not there! She then sees Alfie looking upset- could he have found it? ANSWER: Of course not, it's too early in the Whodunnher story. Shenice had it and got in trouble at school, leaving Alfie mad at Kat. She ends things with loverboy for a few hours, until Alfie decides to spend time with the children (HOW COULD HE?!) and Kat decides she needs attention from her lover afterall. More Kat stuff involves Jean, and Kim jealous of her and Ray- is there some truth to it?

Andrew is cleared of Heather's murder. Phil tells Ben to sell the stock car, then splits the money between Jay and Ben. Jay stashes his cash and finds the photo frame Ben used to kill Heather. Jay confronts Ben and then tries to go to the police station, but Phil turns up (some details are held back for Friday's episode, I think it is to do with this).

Minor stuff includes Kim and Sasha (work experience with Mr Croker the funeral guy and Sasha's birthday), and Janine coming home (she gives Jean the money back- will Jean stop being such a cow now?)

That's a LOT of stuff, but I wrote it down because most of it seems quite interesting.

[Kruz]

Why are people, seduced by Kat she isn't even sexy

[This Honest]

(Original post by syrettd)
Spoilers- Week 09/07-13/07

Spoiler:

Show

The Masoods are back! Yay! Worth watching just for them, in my opinion. They have a new addition, in the form of AJ, Masood's younger brother. He doesn't get on with Zainab because of an argument she had with his wife, details of which are to come out later. AJ lives on the flip of a coin (presumably he was a fan of Twoface in the Batman comics as a kid...). The coin tells him to leave Walford, but before he goes he and Mas steal a shopping trolley and accidentally hit Derek's car (because heaven forbid Derek not be involved in EVERY storyline!). AJ gets cocky, and Derek punches him and threatens Mas. Syed is nervous about AJ finding out his sexuality, but after seeing him talking to Christian, he realises the truth is out. AJ is accepting, however, and so nice the guys give him a loan to pay for Derek's car repairs (and in return they are given screentime to remind us who they are- and apparently a story is coming their way for any other fans of the two of them!). AJ has dinner with Denise who reveals Zainab and Mas aren't married. Relieved they are not the perfect couple, AJ reveals his wife kicked him out and he has nowhere to go. After some debates (he doesn't pray, they share a bed), Mas and Zee set a date for their wedding and AJ goes home to his wife.

Kat Slutter hides her phone to avoid her lover, goes to retrieve it and it's not there! She then sees Alfie looking upset- could he have found it? ANSWER: Of course not, it's too early in the Whodunnher story. Shenice had it and got in trouble at school, leaving Alfie mad at Kat. She ends things with loverboy for a few hours, until Alfie decides to spend time with the children (HOW COULD HE?!) and Kat decides she needs attention from her lover afterall. More Kat stuff involves Jean, and Kim jealous of her and Ray- is there some truth to it?

Andrew is cleared of Heather's murder. Phil tells Ben to sell the stock car, then splits the money between Jay and Ben. Jay stashes his cash and finds the photo frame Ben used to kill Heather. Jay confronts Ben and then tries to go to the police station, but Phil turns up (some details are held back for Friday's episode, I think it is to do with this).

Minor stuff includes Kim and Sasha (work experience with Mr Croker the funeral guy and Sasha's birthday), and Janine coming home (she gives Jean the money back- will Jean stop being such a cow now?)

That's a LOT of stuff, but I wrote it down because most of it seems quite interesting.

Thanks for that

(Original post by Kruz)
Why are people, seduced by Kat she isn't even sexy

She's aight though I would.

[Kruz]

(Original post by This Honest)


She's aight though I would.

She's decent I guess, but meh. But a rub down from her wouldn't be too bad.

[This Honest]

(Original post by Kruz)
She's decent I guess, but meh. But a rub down from her wouldn't be too bad.

knew you would

[The Rusty Spork]

I wouldn't go near Kat if I hadn't had sex for 10 years. She actually looks like she is riddled with any and all STD's.

[TheProdigy2k9]

(Original post by Mess.)
I wouldn't go near Kat if I hadn't had sex for 10 years. She actually looks like she is riddled with any and all STD's.

Finally someone who agrees with me!!

[The Rusty Spork]

(Original post by TheProdigy2k9)
Finally someone who agrees with me!!

I feel like if I was in the same room as her I would fear breathing incase I caught any superbug her vagina was fermenting.


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[Simran Mars Foster]

I hope joey is featured in this ep!


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[TheProdigy2k9]

(Original post by Mess.)
I feel like if I was in the same room as her I would fear breathing incase I caught any superbug her vagina was fermenting.


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LMAO I was gonna say that's perhaps a bit too far, then I remembered what she looked like